One of those days
Hello out there in ljland!!!!
Did everyone have a good Vday????
I did-hung out with a bunch of couples and ME!!!! LOL..I felt a bit weird but in the end it was a good time:-)
I was having one of those mornings this morning where I needed a good laugh and I got this from a fellow LJer and figured Iwould share it with you all cuz it cracked me up....So here it is!!! I hope your all doing good and enjoying your weekend!!!!
***HUGS***
Cops.....
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving agal a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
Did everyone have a good Vday????
I did-hung out with a bunch of couples and ME!!!! LOL..I felt a bit weird but in the end it was a good time:-)
I was having one of those mornings this morning where I needed a good laugh and I got this from a fellow LJer and figured Iwould share it with you all cuz it cracked me up....So here it is!!! I hope your all doing good and enjoying your weekend!!!!
***HUGS***
Cops.....
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving agal a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.