Quiz for the bored ones like myself

[angellike]

If I were a stone, I would be:
A diamond
If I were a tree, I would be:
A weeping Willow
If I were a bird, I would be a:
A singing canary
If I were an insect, I would be a:
A butterfly
If I were a machine, I would be a:
silly question...a vibrator
If I were a tool, I would be a:
Power screw driver
If I were a fruit, I would be a:
A strawberry
If I were a flower, I would be a:
Honey suckle
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
Spring shower
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a:
A fairie..
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a:
Trumpet
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a:
Stripper
If I were an animal, I would be a:
A cat
If I were anything in the world, I would be:
Sunshine
If I were a color, I would be:
Yellow
If I were a fragrance, I would be:
Cucumber- melon
If I were an emotion, I would be:
Happiness
If I were a vegetable, I would be:
Potatoe
If I were a sound, I would be:
waves crashing
If I were an Element, I would be:
Fire
If I were a car, I would be a:
Jetta
If I were a song, I would be:
I touch myself....lol
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be with:
Noone...I would not want to do that
If I were a movie, I would be:
Legends of the Falls
If I were a food, I would be: mashed potatoes