I think I deserve it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I punched thinlizard in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, spook_bitch (-5000 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5690 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
angelkreativ