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Ok, in case you have no idea what I am talking about, I totally made my own beer commercial. The parenthesis is the guy singing in the background, and imagine a big burly man narrating the rest :)
Here's to real men of courage!
Today, we salute YOU, Mr. Bay Bridge Nose Picker. You spend a long, hard day at work, no one deserves more to rid your nose of all the nuggets accumulated since yesterday, last time you went over the bridge. (you do this every day) And since you just paid $3, its almost like you own the beidge, in your safe haven of your 1993 Honda Civic (the car from your glory days). But go ahead, your windows are slightly tinted (even though the lights on the bridge are bright) and it will feel so good when you have no boogers, until you realize you have no place to put them (its raining, can't open a window and no napkins or recipts in the car) And open up a bud light, because you've worked hard today (Mr. Bay Bridge Nose Piiiiiiicker)
Here's to real men of courage!
Today, we salute YOU, Mr. Bay Bridge Nose Picker. You spend a long, hard day at work, no one deserves more to rid your nose of all the nuggets accumulated since yesterday, last time you went over the bridge. (you do this every day) And since you just paid $3, its almost like you own the beidge, in your safe haven of your 1993 Honda Civic (the car from your glory days). But go ahead, your windows are slightly tinted (even though the lights on the bridge are bright) and it will feel so good when you have no boogers, until you realize you have no place to put them (its raining, can't open a window and no napkins or recipts in the car) And open up a bud light, because you've worked hard today (Mr. Bay Bridge Nose Piiiiiiicker)