Happy Thanksgiving, blahblah and all that jazz.
But
This is the monstrosity that has been in progress since a month ago, maybe longer. It started off as a bigass hole...and then it grew. Now it's 4 stories -- the basement, 1st floor, 2nd floor, and attic. Ohmygoodgraciousgod.
See that fence it's butted up against? That's it's big ass butted up against MY LAWN. MY DAD'S LAWN.
GOD I HATE POLITICIANS GO MOVE IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A HOUSE ON TOP OF A HOUSE.
R.I.P big hole. I liked the big hole; it had some mystery to it.
So list of things I'm not thankful for:
-My politican neighbors
-My need to use the bathroom right now
-My thighs
Things I am thankful for:
-My friends
-My family (cats included!)
-This coffee right next to my keyboard
EDIT: By the way I forgot to mention; they have been working on this house TODAY. It's Thanksgiving! I want to go over with a calendar: "Hey. Yeah you, Mr. Sawguy. Yes...well see this calendar here? It tells me it's THANKSGIVING and not WORK ON YOUR POLITICAN FRIENDS HOUSE because something sneakyfish is going on, kay? Kay."