I admit I played with this til I found the one that made me laugh the most
Stalking is illegal. AngelJester confronts hootysinclair.
hootysinclair is stalking AngelJester
hootysinclair’s REAL name :
Tamatha Sandford
hootysinclair’s REAL DOB :
25th October 1986
Height :167 cm
Weight : 47.4 kg
hootysinclair has dreamt about you :
21 times
hootysinclair became interested in you :
26th May 2003
hootysinclair’s latest dream about you
hootysinclair dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident.
This is how hootysinclair describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’
hootysinclair’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
hootysinclair ‘borrowed’ your beloved collection of Bee-Gees LP’s whilst you were napping on Christmas Day last year.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
hootysinclair had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
24 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"
hootysinclair’s Police File
hootysinclair poses no real threat to society at large, unless of course your name is AngelJester. In that case, you are royally fucked.
Testimonies about hootysinclair
sheniver - Balding slut
‘hootysinclair was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked..’
shadow_heart - The Ear Doctor
‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that hootysinclair is going to die pretty shortly.’
stimtab5 - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and hootysinclair and AngelJester would definitely top that list.’