The best questionaire responses ever...
Cuz I am that super
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My nephews on Tuesday - "hit me high - hit me low - oh c'mon don't miss I know you can do better than that!!!" they love me - they really love me (especially Nicky - I'm honored that his age 4 crush is on me)
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Ummm well - that depends on if my boobs develop the power to create a super force field to protect me...cuz that would be cool.
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
only if I pass out hardcore.
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Oh hell yeah - but I refuse on the plastic gallons because the milk makes that weird hard shiznit around the mouth and that's just nasty.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
we never had them oddly. But my mom was the english teacher so I already had the envy of HS students when I was a wee middle schooler and scored higher on the SAT english than a few of them. Ha ha ... bitches.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
last year before graduation I stepped on a mamouth hybrid toxicly grown new jersey evil bee...I suggest mixing baking soda with water til it's a paste plastering it on and the next day it will only itch. Shakey is a genius.
7) How fast can you type?
52 wpm officially but that adecco keyboard was friggin weird - I definitely type faster when I'm not using total crappola.
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
hmm I'm afraid of windows at night because i don't know who's watching me...it may be the boogie man it may be a demonic moth - either way - I'm terrified.
9) Eye color?
brown - almost black
10? OH NO IT DISAPEARED whatever will we do - *faints. Ha
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
umm never because I have issues with being surrounded with my own filth it's meant to be washed away down the drain not sat in.
12) Do you knock on wood?
Yes and I wish on stars and clap so fairies (as long as it's not the tooth fairy) don't die.
14) Do you think you're attractive?
well I don't think I'm that super cuz I think I'm too lazy but apparently everyone else thinks I'm hot which is all I figure is important cuz who the hell cares what I think?
15) Can you hoola hoop?
I'm triple jointed in my hips - I can hoola like superwoman man.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
If I'm required by law. Or out of fear of losing my friend. If it's my own tho - I prelly tell someone...cuz I can't hold anything in without going completely insane. What's best is if I'm not paying attention and don't get it so then I can be a ditz.
17) What do you want for Christmas?
a tall - sexy guy with dark hair and blue eyes who's ass I can grab 24/7 whom also comes fully loaded with pizza and hours of entertainment.
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
the muffin man? The one who lives on cherry lane? Well I did but then the gingerbread man bitchslapped him for hittin on me and we stopped talking and goldilocks tried to patch it up but then she got eaten by a bear cuz she took his porridge and he got hungry and there was a food shortage due to the economic inability of tourists to travel to the woods and leave trash around cuz gas costs TOO DAMN MUCH and as negotiations for a peace treaty were being developed Bolton showed up from the UN and ruined it as usual. See GW even ruins my fairytales dammit.
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
I don't think so...but if I have a nightmare I thrash like I'm in a mosh pit.
20) Who wrote the book of love?
some friggin asshole who came up with the sugar and spice rhyme and he can bite me cuz frankly the book of love should be flushed down the toliet because I say so. :P sppt. Tho that would make one really nasty clog so I'd have to tell him not to take a shit afterwards cuz I don't want to smell how bad that reaks like his friggin writing.
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
best thing to do at sunset on a beach.
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
Ha...ha ha ha. At being a total shithead - yes. At always being amusing to myself in someway - yes. Hopefully I can have a better answer for you soon.
24) How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
263+ (was just the last speed dial .. I recall it inputting) Aren't I POPULAR - dude I totally make paris hilton jealous and that's friggin sweet cuz she's a dumb bitch (she and the tooth fairy are related so I instantly don't like her.)
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
no I realized their poo was bigger than mine and it's bad enough to clean up after a cat.
26) Plans for tomorrow?
INTERVIEW - then call about my apartment if Kit and Daddy happen to be free. Then VH1 can put me on as having "THE BEST WEEK EVER!!!"
27) Can you juggle?
Ha - everyone knows I have enough trouble standing up straight - I'm incapable of walking straight (sober) so picture what horrible mishap would happen if i tried to juggle. I may have gotten the beauty but I didn't get the grace.
28) Missing someone now?
DUH - everyone friggin knows the answer to that. I can't make a joke about that so I'm not even gonna say anything at all.
29) When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?.
My parents today - after our conversation
Me: "Daddy's can fix everything!!!"
My Mom: "Yeah - with duct tape"
My Dad: "*Snickers - pardon me do you have any...grey duct tape"
Me: I love you people.
My Mom: "No really have you noticed the motion light - totally duct tape."
My Dad: "*Snickers...I rock"
Me: I really I do love you. I can't make duct tape work.
30) Did you truly mean it?
Oh yeah - I totally got my insanity from both of them and they are beginning to realize it.
31) How often do you drink?
Milk? 1 time a day now. Grrrr antibiotics blow monkey butt.
Gatorade - far too much.
Juice - when my mom shoves it down my throat.
Alcohol - never. Dude I'm so boring.
32) How are you feeling today?
like Superman took a super crap on my head for 2 months and it gave me good luck finally. Good answer?
33) Are you black?
My eyes are. My clothes are. Otherwise - no and that upsets me because I'll never have superrhythm.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No - I knew that there were worse things than that that would await me if I did anything wrong (have you ever seen my mom angry? - armageddon would be terrified)
35.) What are you looking forward to?
July 4th in either DC or Boston. Preferably DC so I can see Jimmy and Jaime and Jaime and Jaime and James and Jimbo. With our powers combined - we are ... the J-TEAM. TA DA!!!!
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
umm yes. And then I got smart and realized - I can make Kit break into my apartment for me and then I can avoid my fear of heights. WOO HOO!!!!
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
no. We made my cousin do that cuz he was the impressionable one. We also convinced him that his name was "airhead" instead of Eric for a day and dressed him in dresses and he's pretty much the only person I ever kicked in the balls before I realized - WOW that's really mean to do...it's better just the threaten. Unfortunatly - now i feel guilty because he really didn't turn out ok.
38) Can you handle the truth?
I prefer it...but try to sugarcoat it as much as possible if it's bad so I don't have a complete nervous breakdown.
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
I don't eat ham - I'm pretty sure that green eggs are what happens when boys like my old Holland st. boys reach in the back of the fridge to find something to cook. Ugh.
40). What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk - turkey dogs and cheese.
41) Any cool scars?
Oh yeah - they make an arrow pointing to my better assets. ;)
42) Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Not a crush persay - however - eyecandy is my favorite thing on the planet right now because i really doubt anyone in this town meets my expectations.
43) How many kids do you plan on having?
As long as i have a good job and don't have to birth them - as many as my hubby will put up with.
44) What do you do when no one is watching?
Umm that would be when I'm driving back to Windsor - I turn on the radio and dance & sing to songs that I hope no one thinks I know the lyrics to.
45) Have you ever been in love?
well I was in HS - and then I realized wow - his crazy rubs off.
Again recently and he just moved away and didn't believe me.
Love is the stupidest fucking emotion on the face of the earth - it's only meant for Bambii and butterflies.
Wait I take that back - I love Ryan's dog Opi like no one's business and that's ok - I'm gonna date Opi cuz it's non-sexual, cuddling doesn't mean I'm teasing and he'd never break my heart. The perfect relationship aww.
46) Do you talk to yourself?
Late at night when yer all asleep my multiple personalities come out and converse and come up with stupid answers to surveys.
47) Do you like dancing?
HELL YEAH!!! I want to move Twist from Wilkes Barre to Bingotown because that place is dance heaven on earth.
48) Three of your favorite foods:
Turkey cheese dogs, chicken soft tacos, potato chips with cheese dip or sour cream dip.
49) Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you? Eyes - ass - and arms. Eyes cuz well I'm a dreamy girl - ass because I really have this addiction to grabbing fantastic toushies - and arms cuz I need snuggles dammit.
50) Who are you thinking about right now?
No comment. I'll get myself all worked up if I go there.
51) Who did you last talk to on the phone?
pat called to invite me to a party and I rainchecked til this weekend.
52) Where is your phone?
In front of the keyboard because if I could be attached to any three things in the entire world it would be my phone a computer and the guy I want for christmas. Oh yeah that would totally be big geeky pimpin.
53) What was the last thing you ate?
my mommy gave me her left over garlic rosemary chicken and garlic mashed potatos - no vampires will like me tonight (Andrea brethes a sigh of relief heh heh heh)
54) What is your favorite color?
Black - red - silver
55) What is the last movie you watched?
the beginning of Narnia. I friggin took the class and still didn't get to see it in theaters...so Ryan's gonna let me watch it with his surround sound and maybe if I get lucky he'll also teach me how to do my makeup.
56) What song do you currently hear?
My profile happy dance song - because it's SUPER PERKY!
57) Are you currently suffering from a broken heart?
Superglue and duct tape can fix anything. Except that because that involves surgery and leaves a nasty scar so I hope it fixes itself.
58) Would you ever date anyone on your friends list??
Oh hell yeah. But like that will happen - maybe if I hold the tooth fairy hostage then cupid will hook me up...but if he's smart he doesn't like her either.
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My nephews on Tuesday - "hit me high - hit me low - oh c'mon don't miss I know you can do better than that!!!" they love me - they really love me (especially Nicky - I'm honored that his age 4 crush is on me)
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Ummm well - that depends on if my boobs develop the power to create a super force field to protect me...cuz that would be cool.
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
only if I pass out hardcore.
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Oh hell yeah - but I refuse on the plastic gallons because the milk makes that weird hard shiznit around the mouth and that's just nasty.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
we never had them oddly. But my mom was the english teacher so I already had the envy of HS students when I was a wee middle schooler and scored higher on the SAT english than a few of them. Ha ha ... bitches.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
last year before graduation I stepped on a mamouth hybrid toxicly grown new jersey evil bee...I suggest mixing baking soda with water til it's a paste plastering it on and the next day it will only itch. Shakey is a genius.
7) How fast can you type?
52 wpm officially but that adecco keyboard was friggin weird - I definitely type faster when I'm not using total crappola.
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
hmm I'm afraid of windows at night because i don't know who's watching me...it may be the boogie man it may be a demonic moth - either way - I'm terrified.
9) Eye color?
brown - almost black
10? OH NO IT DISAPEARED whatever will we do - *faints. Ha
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
umm never because I have issues with being surrounded with my own filth it's meant to be washed away down the drain not sat in.
12) Do you knock on wood?
Yes and I wish on stars and clap so fairies (as long as it's not the tooth fairy) don't die.
14) Do you think you're attractive?
well I don't think I'm that super cuz I think I'm too lazy but apparently everyone else thinks I'm hot which is all I figure is important cuz who the hell cares what I think?
15) Can you hoola hoop?
I'm triple jointed in my hips - I can hoola like superwoman man.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
If I'm required by law. Or out of fear of losing my friend. If it's my own tho - I prelly tell someone...cuz I can't hold anything in without going completely insane. What's best is if I'm not paying attention and don't get it so then I can be a ditz.
17) What do you want for Christmas?
a tall - sexy guy with dark hair and blue eyes who's ass I can grab 24/7 whom also comes fully loaded with pizza and hours of entertainment.
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
the muffin man? The one who lives on cherry lane? Well I did but then the gingerbread man bitchslapped him for hittin on me and we stopped talking and goldilocks tried to patch it up but then she got eaten by a bear cuz she took his porridge and he got hungry and there was a food shortage due to the economic inability of tourists to travel to the woods and leave trash around cuz gas costs TOO DAMN MUCH and as negotiations for a peace treaty were being developed Bolton showed up from the UN and ruined it as usual. See GW even ruins my fairytales dammit.
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
I don't think so...but if I have a nightmare I thrash like I'm in a mosh pit.
20) Who wrote the book of love?
some friggin asshole who came up with the sugar and spice rhyme and he can bite me cuz frankly the book of love should be flushed down the toliet because I say so. :P sppt. Tho that would make one really nasty clog so I'd have to tell him not to take a shit afterwards cuz I don't want to smell how bad that reaks like his friggin writing.
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
best thing to do at sunset on a beach.
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
Ha...ha ha ha. At being a total shithead - yes. At always being amusing to myself in someway - yes. Hopefully I can have a better answer for you soon.
24) How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
263+ (was just the last speed dial .. I recall it inputting) Aren't I POPULAR - dude I totally make paris hilton jealous and that's friggin sweet cuz she's a dumb bitch (she and the tooth fairy are related so I instantly don't like her.)
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
no I realized their poo was bigger than mine and it's bad enough to clean up after a cat.
26) Plans for tomorrow?
INTERVIEW - then call about my apartment if Kit and Daddy happen to be free. Then VH1 can put me on as having "THE BEST WEEK EVER!!!"
27) Can you juggle?
Ha - everyone knows I have enough trouble standing up straight - I'm incapable of walking straight (sober) so picture what horrible mishap would happen if i tried to juggle. I may have gotten the beauty but I didn't get the grace.
28) Missing someone now?
DUH - everyone friggin knows the answer to that. I can't make a joke about that so I'm not even gonna say anything at all.
29) When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?.
My parents today - after our conversation
Me: "Daddy's can fix everything!!!"
My Mom: "Yeah - with duct tape"
My Dad: "*Snickers - pardon me do you have any...grey duct tape"
Me: I love you people.
My Mom: "No really have you noticed the motion light - totally duct tape."
My Dad: "*Snickers...I rock"
Me: I really I do love you. I can't make duct tape work.
30) Did you truly mean it?
Oh yeah - I totally got my insanity from both of them and they are beginning to realize it.
31) How often do you drink?
Milk? 1 time a day now. Grrrr antibiotics blow monkey butt.
Gatorade - far too much.
Juice - when my mom shoves it down my throat.
Alcohol - never. Dude I'm so boring.
32) How are you feeling today?
like Superman took a super crap on my head for 2 months and it gave me good luck finally. Good answer?
33) Are you black?
My eyes are. My clothes are. Otherwise - no and that upsets me because I'll never have superrhythm.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No - I knew that there were worse things than that that would await me if I did anything wrong (have you ever seen my mom angry? - armageddon would be terrified)
35.) What are you looking forward to?
July 4th in either DC or Boston. Preferably DC so I can see Jimmy and Jaime and Jaime and Jaime and James and Jimbo. With our powers combined - we are ... the J-TEAM. TA DA!!!!
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
umm yes. And then I got smart and realized - I can make Kit break into my apartment for me and then I can avoid my fear of heights. WOO HOO!!!!
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
no. We made my cousin do that cuz he was the impressionable one. We also convinced him that his name was "airhead" instead of Eric for a day and dressed him in dresses and he's pretty much the only person I ever kicked in the balls before I realized - WOW that's really mean to do...it's better just the threaten. Unfortunatly - now i feel guilty because he really didn't turn out ok.
38) Can you handle the truth?
I prefer it...but try to sugarcoat it as much as possible if it's bad so I don't have a complete nervous breakdown.
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
I don't eat ham - I'm pretty sure that green eggs are what happens when boys like my old Holland st. boys reach in the back of the fridge to find something to cook. Ugh.
40). What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk - turkey dogs and cheese.
41) Any cool scars?
Oh yeah - they make an arrow pointing to my better assets. ;)
42) Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Not a crush persay - however - eyecandy is my favorite thing on the planet right now because i really doubt anyone in this town meets my expectations.
43) How many kids do you plan on having?
As long as i have a good job and don't have to birth them - as many as my hubby will put up with.
44) What do you do when no one is watching?
Umm that would be when I'm driving back to Windsor - I turn on the radio and dance & sing to songs that I hope no one thinks I know the lyrics to.
45) Have you ever been in love?
well I was in HS - and then I realized wow - his crazy rubs off.
Again recently and he just moved away and didn't believe me.
Love is the stupidest fucking emotion on the face of the earth - it's only meant for Bambii and butterflies.
Wait I take that back - I love Ryan's dog Opi like no one's business and that's ok - I'm gonna date Opi cuz it's non-sexual, cuddling doesn't mean I'm teasing and he'd never break my heart. The perfect relationship aww.
46) Do you talk to yourself?
Late at night when yer all asleep my multiple personalities come out and converse and come up with stupid answers to surveys.
47) Do you like dancing?
HELL YEAH!!! I want to move Twist from Wilkes Barre to Bingotown because that place is dance heaven on earth.
48) Three of your favorite foods:
Turkey cheese dogs, chicken soft tacos, potato chips with cheese dip or sour cream dip.
49) Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you? Eyes - ass - and arms. Eyes cuz well I'm a dreamy girl - ass because I really have this addiction to grabbing fantastic toushies - and arms cuz I need snuggles dammit.
50) Who are you thinking about right now?
No comment. I'll get myself all worked up if I go there.
51) Who did you last talk to on the phone?
pat called to invite me to a party and I rainchecked til this weekend.
52) Where is your phone?
In front of the keyboard because if I could be attached to any three things in the entire world it would be my phone a computer and the guy I want for christmas. Oh yeah that would totally be big geeky pimpin.
53) What was the last thing you ate?
my mommy gave me her left over garlic rosemary chicken and garlic mashed potatos - no vampires will like me tonight (Andrea brethes a sigh of relief heh heh heh)
54) What is your favorite color?
Black - red - silver
55) What is the last movie you watched?
the beginning of Narnia. I friggin took the class and still didn't get to see it in theaters...so Ryan's gonna let me watch it with his surround sound and maybe if I get lucky he'll also teach me how to do my makeup.
56) What song do you currently hear?
My profile happy dance song - because it's SUPER PERKY!
57) Are you currently suffering from a broken heart?
Superglue and duct tape can fix anything. Except that because that involves surgery and leaves a nasty scar so I hope it fixes itself.
58) Would you ever date anyone on your friends list??
Oh hell yeah. But like that will happen - maybe if I hold the tooth fairy hostage then cupid will hook me up...but if he's smart he doesn't like her either.