Today, while taking a Civil Service test (the Professional Entry Test, for those that care), I saw a motivational poster that said the following:
Success is a journey, not a destination.
I think I will let the great George Takei explain how I feel about that.
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You know who gets to say that? PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY FUCKING GOT TO THE DESTINATION OF SUCCESS AND SET UP HOUSE!!! FUCK YOU OPTIMISTIC FUCKERS!!!
That is all.
Also, I am no longer allowing myself to go anywhere I haven't been before without an escort. This week, I have gotten lost THREE TIMES on my own. I am officially an idiot.
And THAT is all. Good night and good luck, fuckers.