I...did a ton of playing b/w updates, so right now I'm looking at 93 pictures for this update. Oh yay, I get to caption all of those pictures. *sigh* It's what I get for loving generation orange here. I take way too many pictures of them.
Oh well. What's a simmer to do?
On with the show!
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Gen 1:
1.0 1.1
First off, I'll show off a picture of Tang, and his non-failure of muffin making. Do I smell an heirship in the future, with your non-fail? I caught him in the middle of making a happy face, which is why his face looks all weird.
Continued win? Someone got an A+ like, two days into his school career.
Daddy Talin helps with homework learning, because he has no job and is around constantly.
And what of the other little rugrat, Apricot, that I very briefly mentioned last update?
She turned into quite the little cutie!
Surprisingly, Daffy did a lot of the training this time. Of course, Talin had to do the icky potty training. That's what you get for not having a job!
Did you just maximize your Mechanical skill as a child? Damn, you are hoss kid!
The two potential heirs join each other for our little activity table time. This thing is awesome, by the way.
*sigh* Child, the block is not food. Where the hell are your parents, anyway? Shouldn't they like, feed you or something?
Uh-huh, I see. Cute, but annoying at times.
Daffy, get away from the old jalopy before you hurt yourself. That belongs to your husband!
That's better. Talin made himself a yellow car.
Charlie Robinowitz, GTFO of my Color legacy or I will kill you with fire!!
Besides, her husband is RIGHT THERE!!
You know, I don't even know what he's maximized anymore. I've forgotten. Another seventh of the way to his lifetime want, though, and that's what matters.
Stop being cute! Don't you have something important to do or something?
Yeah, it was near time for him to grow up. Isn't he just precious?
Really cute there, Tang. Make faces at the damn camera. I can smite you if you make me want to.
Look who else grew up while I wasn't paying attention! Apricot turned into a little cutie herself.
Look, Talin taught her how to do her homework, too!
And she made a friend of some little townie boy. How precious.
Jelty *will* not die. *shifty eyes*
They both love sports, so I bought a basketball court. Unlike most Sims that I've bought this for, they actually *use* it, which is kind of shocking. Also, I know that they are not wearing orange, but I wanted them to match, like a basketball team, and I figured that, since there's not a 'brown' generation, that they could use it for their team colors. Yeah, I'm a dork.
I send Talin out in hopes of finding some pretty teen townie for him to one day mate with, and the first thing he does? Autonomously prank the good witch. Be glad you didn't do that to the bad witch, boy, or she would have made you do a chicken dance instead of just standing there and crying.
*sigh* I miss The Sims 1 where you could turn people into toads and have witch-offs.
He then rolls the want to DJ, which he is awesome at.
However, the Smustling? The Smustling he fails at.
Isn't she an adult? What the hell? Get away from my boy you pedo!
*SHRIEKS* GET AWAY FROM MY BOY, VAMPIRE, BEFORE YOU TURN HIM INTO A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!!
SEE WHAT HAPPENS? THEY TURN YOU INTO PALE BLOODSUCKERS!!
A much safer activity. Of course, he has like, nine body points right now from all that basketball playing.
Back at home...
...the massive amount of heir success goes on. You guys are going to make this hard, aren't you?
Sweet! Birthday time! *prays* Please be cute!
Thank the gods! She's cute!
Hot even!
Of course, the next day, she brings him home. His name is...Juan, I think?
Look at that profile! Why?
Alas, I really can't say no to her. She has me wrapped around her finger. I don't knew where the pick of her first kiss went. It was probably before I figured out how to turn off the cimatics so that I could get a bloody picture of it.
I decided to see if a makeover would make me like him more, since she's totally in love.
I'll be damned. He's not nearly as bad without the funky cornrows. Alright, you can keep him, at least until we find something better. Yeah, his makeover took so long to get rid of the fugly hair that it went from day to night. Now that's some true fug right there.
Tang, why did you bring this into your home? Stop bring home strays, people!
Well...I believe Apricot agrees with me.
Wow, I didn't even realize that you could autonomously argue without some sort of shit starting first. Yay! I've got a bitch in my legacy! This puts her first in the heir race.
They both even Ventrilo-Fart one another. Oh bitch, you're going to get it now!
Fail is painful, ain't it, bitch? She looks so violated.
Apricot: "Hey, where'd the bitch go that I need to annoy?"
She's right behind you, dear.
Apricot: "Oh, right."
That's more like it.
Then she goes off to annoy her brother, who, up until now, has been her best bud for life.
A lesson for you here, Apricot: Don't interrupt Tang's primping, ever!
She's the Head of the SCIA now! If only that was her lifetime want! (She has a shittastic one of having six pets reach the top level of their careers, if you will remember.)
I'll end with a quick shot of their home. The first room on the left is the giant living room. Going clockwise, we have the kitchen, Tang's room, Apricot's room (the one sticking out on the end), Daffy and Talin's room, and the bathroom. Apricot and Tang both have sport themed rooms, since I know you can't really tell from this image.
Yeah, I really need to remodel soon.
So, that's it. My backlog for this legacy is cleared up again. Up next, college, more than likely, and the very hard decision for heir.