OK, after this update, I will have cleared out my backlog of pictures, which means that I can actually play again! Yay!!
Missed one?
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Luckily for Charlie, he quit bitching and got his ass out of bed.
Jackie, why are you handing your new baby off?
*Sigh* I hate family Sims. Stupid uber fertility.
The twins are a boy and a girl, named Adam and Alison. I don't know which is which. Adam has black hair and Alison has brown. That's about all I can help you with.
I created a new nursury, beccause, well, the babies needed somewhere to sleep. It's nice and green. I like it. Then again, green is one of my favorite colors.
I got bored with the babies, so I didn't take any pictures until they were toddlers.
Ah! Demon spawn! *shudders* Anyway, this is Alison. Charlie, for all of my hatred of him, is a pretty good daddy. Jackie is a decent mommy, too. So, no fail parenting in this generation.
Shit, I spoke too soon. Don't we have a damn maid to keep this from happening, people? Damnit!
WHY THE HELL IS ADAM OUTSIDE, EATING SAND?? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? *Sigh* I have no idea what they are doing. Probably building sand castles or something stupid like that.
Here is Adam, playing with the doll house. You know, Adam, I bought that for your sister. Do we need to have a chat?
Ah, the potty training. Jackie makes boring faces, though.
Jackie: "This sucks. Can I go build sand castles now?"
No, and I hate you.
Jackie: "Pee before I doze off while standing here."
Competent nanny alert! What the hell is going on with my legacy? I've never seen this happen before. They usually just let the kid crap themselves and then bathe them.
Way to glitch, Ally. And while you're growing up, too.
Well, someone just rocks here, don't they? Here she is after growing up, maximizing her creativity skill.
And she even catches butterflies. Someone wants to be heir, don't they?
And here is Adam, not letting me get a good picture of him. You suck, Adam.
Well, at least you do your homework. I still need to find where your sister hides hers.
I got one of those 'try my product' things from someone Jackie brought home from work, and they gave me THIS!! How awesome is that! That's $8000 I don't have to spend.
Huh...like mother, like daughter, eh Ally? You're all crazy.
Charlie, I bought that for your kids, but you always hog it. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO KILL YOU!!
Grow up time! In the bathroom, no less.
Her outfit was hideous and didn't match, but here is Ally in her pretty glory.
Wow, a whole sequence. Thanks for not growing up in the bathroom so that I couldn't get pictures, Adam.
And maximizing your creativity? Maybe the suck didn't pass down like I feared.
And here is Ally, maximizing Cleaning. And Jackie, starving like a jackass. And some random chick someone brought home.
And, just to show that I'm not completely focusing on kids, Jackie has gotten some promotions, too.
This next sequence is what I'd like to call "Why Charlie Will Die Slowly and Painfully."
Charlie, that is Daffy, from my Raduga legacy, who is PREGNANT WITH HER HUSBAND'S CHILD!!! You are so dead, Charlie.
Cheating whore! Both of you, as a matter of fact. However, Daffy is my legacy founder and I can't kill her off. Charlie has no protections, though.
Since I've forgotten to do these before, here are everyone's stats, including the now teenage children.
Jackie.
Charlie.
Ally
And Adam.
Well, now I'm caught up, so I can play again! Yay!