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I had the best time last night. I met up with hotstuff Alicia around 5:30 and then we went up to South Street and met Ritchie, who was looking damn hot waiting for us GQ style on the corner. We checked out a few stores, while we waited on Beana. We were looking in the window of this jewerly store-they had like a huge gold chain, or shall I say rope that had a big ass G on it....someone want to explain that? So anyway the lady inside the store was staring us down, like I was gonna pick up Ritchie and throw him threw the window and steal the chain. To top that off this homeless old lady in a pink fucking hat comes over to me and goes "EAT YOUR HEART OUT!" Damn, why did I have to get played by a homeless old lady in a pink hat? I may not be able to afford that chain, but I'm eating tonight SO THERE!! Beana came and we went and ate chinese food at the best place ever-I don't know the name but its on 5th street. AWESOME food. The waiter is the man, he kept telling us how much he hated Whitney Houston and Celine Dion. He made these faces to impersonate them and it was damn funny. They have the best crispy noodles, when he took them out to the table it was like throwing a meatball in Somalia. We dove for that shit. Alicia ordered General Tso's chicken and the waiter mentioned something of a cat-so we were all like "hold up, did he just say thats made of cat?" but turns out he was commented on her hat...ohhhh. Thank God. All the rumors aren't true. Theresa and Jason met up with us too, it was good to see them bitches.
Afterwards we went to the "thrift store" where a sweaty, used stained t-shirt was 22 bucks. They had these awesome gowns that looked like they came right from the set of Golden Girls. We spent about a half hour in there just making fun of everything, the prices were crazy. Ritchie put on some red heels that said Punk on them-and he was killing it in those heels. We went to Soho, where I seen the cutest purse EVER and I am so going back tonight to get it. Since my mac card played me and said NO MORE MONEY TODAY!!! Speaking of mac machines, never use the one next to The Bean on south street, cause it smells like shit. Seriously, it must have IBS or something. This is the only machine in the world that can take a shit. It must drink the coffee or something. Good night, good times.
Afterwards we went to the "thrift store" where a sweaty, used stained t-shirt was 22 bucks. They had these awesome gowns that looked like they came right from the set of Golden Girls. We spent about a half hour in there just making fun of everything, the prices were crazy. Ritchie put on some red heels that said Punk on them-and he was killing it in those heels. We went to Soho, where I seen the cutest purse EVER and I am so going back tonight to get it. Since my mac card played me and said NO MORE MONEY TODAY!!! Speaking of mac machines, never use the one next to The Bean on south street, cause it smells like shit. Seriously, it must have IBS or something. This is the only machine in the world that can take a shit. It must drink the coffee or something. Good night, good times.