Broomalicious
I wrote this when I was 10. Excuse the suckiness. This is just for kicks :)
"Oooh! I can't wait until the Talent Show! I bet our act will surely win!" squealed an excited Katie Bell.
"Don't worry, Katie, it definitely well," reassured Angelina Johnson.
"I certainly hope so." Alicia Spinnet said. The three girls walked into the hall and magicked their wardrobe, which matched Destiny's Child, a muggle pop group's outfits for their song, Bootylicious.
"Aaaaaaand we have the three Chasers of the Gryffindor Quidditch Team trying out for the Talent Show, here are Angelina, Katie and Alicia as Destiny's Child!" Dumbledore announced.
The three girls slowly walked on the stage, and started singing...
Angelina:
'Lee,
Can you handle this?
George,
Can you handle this?
Fred,
Can you handle this?
A, A, K:
I don't think
They can handle this
Barely move,
We've arrived
Lookin' deadlyy,
Lookin' fly
Baddest team,
Team inside
Harry win tonight
Found me a boomerang
There you are,
Come on baby
Don't you wanna
Play with me
Can you I,
get past you?
Angelina:
You gotta do much better
If your gonna
Play quidditch tonight
You gotta work your broom
If you gon'
Play quidditch tonight
Glide your broom carefully
If you like what you I can do
Slide, glide, in the air
You can fly with me
By the broom I got you
Shook up dreading me
Hook up your broom,
It's time for kickoff
A, A, K:
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you
Can handle this
Alicia:
I'm about to kick off
my broom goin hard
Leadin' me,
and my thighs
Swing my hair,
Squint my eyes
Lookin' for the quaffle,
Smellin' sweat
Groovin' like
I'm from the Tibet
Look over my shoulder,
I dogde a bludger
Can you handle,
Handle this
A, A, K:
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
Katie:
Move your broom
Up and down
(Whoo)
Make your broom
Touch the ground
(Whoo)
I can't help but
Wonder why
(Whoo)
Is my skill too
good for you,
Babe
Angelina:
I shake my broom
At every chance
When I see the quaffle
With my skills you
Slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can
Handle my broom
That I have
Now let's catch the snitch
While we prance in the air
A, A, K:
(Scatting)
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this broom
I don't think your
Ready for this
'Cause my broom too
Broomalicious for ya babe
Angelina:
'Cause my broom's too
Broomalicious for ya babaaayy!'