Alcohol and Essays shouldn't mix.
I'm drinking gin. On the rocks.
I should maybe not be drinking at all. I have papers to write.
But the problem is, I don't get any motivation to do ANY THING until last minute. There are at least 3 days before the first paper's deadline and I can't seem to get a fire lit under me ass.
So instead, I'm staring at a blank screen, sipping gin.
Gin isn't usually drank expressly on the rocks, is it? Never-the-less I don't mind it. I think I'd prefer scotch right now, but gin'll do. I'm always surprised by how citrusy gin is. Intellectually I know it's because of the juniper berries, but I just never expect it to taste the way it does.
I'm really digging this twitter thing. Who knew? I think I like it because I can shoot out non-sequiturs and one-liners that I have deemed witty. But they're probably not witty at all.
You know who's hilarious even though because of her music you wouldn't think so? Jann Arden. I have always loved both her music and her personality - and somehow the two always seem fairly incongruent. Any way, I'm following her twitter and she says delightfully outrageous things just because she can. I want to hang out with her. And I could potentially, we live in the same city. But in actuallity I couldn't. Because I don't know her. And if I tried to hang out with her that would kind of be like stalking. And you should just say no to stalking, except when it's on facebook.
Now go! Analyze dramatic literature! Write that essay! Don't let the gin go to your head! Mush!
Jac.
I should maybe not be drinking at all. I have papers to write.
But the problem is, I don't get any motivation to do ANY THING until last minute. There are at least 3 days before the first paper's deadline and I can't seem to get a fire lit under me ass.
So instead, I'm staring at a blank screen, sipping gin.
Gin isn't usually drank expressly on the rocks, is it? Never-the-less I don't mind it. I think I'd prefer scotch right now, but gin'll do. I'm always surprised by how citrusy gin is. Intellectually I know it's because of the juniper berries, but I just never expect it to taste the way it does.
I'm really digging this twitter thing. Who knew? I think I like it because I can shoot out non-sequiturs and one-liners that I have deemed witty. But they're probably not witty at all.
You know who's hilarious even though because of her music you wouldn't think so? Jann Arden. I have always loved both her music and her personality - and somehow the two always seem fairly incongruent. Any way, I'm following her twitter and she says delightfully outrageous things just because she can. I want to hang out with her. And I could potentially, we live in the same city. But in actuallity I couldn't. Because I don't know her. And if I tried to hang out with her that would kind of be like stalking. And you should just say no to stalking, except when it's on facebook.
Now go! Analyze dramatic literature! Write that essay! Don't let the gin go to your head! Mush!
Jac.