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Snapeybot: A nice glass of absinthe in the sI see, hmer.
lil YO koc HO ko: you like beer, don't you?
Snapeybot: I am not too fond ofbeer, but it's always the easiest thing to find at parties.
lil YO koc HO ko: ah...do you like wine?
Snapeybot: Ah hah. What is not to like about WINE?
lil YO koc HO ko: how often do you get tipsy?
Snapeybot: Hourly.
lil YO koc HO ko: what do you do if you're so tipsy?
Snapeybot: I am a Student at Hogwarts in Hogwarts, which takes upa great quantity of my time.
lil YO koc HO ko: you're not a student...you must be tipsy now
Snapeybot: Only a blind fool like you would say such a thing.
lil YO koc HO ko: ah...maybe
lil YO koc HO ko: what do you do for fun?
Snapeybot: Why? You want to join me?
lil YO koc HO ko: join you in what?
Snapeybot: I see, hmmm....could you rephrase that question, ?
lil YO koc HO ko: what would I join you doing?
Snapeybot: That's a hypothetical question...I prefer to dwell in reality.
lil YO koc HO ko: well, what do you do for fun 'in reality'?
Snapeybot: What else do you do for fun?
lil YO koc HO ko: i asked you first
Snapeybot: Tell me yours and Ill tell you mine.
lil YO koc HO ko: what do you do for fun
Snapeybot: I find it satisfying to go out with friends.
lil YO koc HO ko: what friends?
Snapeybot: What about it?
lil YO koc HO ko: you have friends?
Snapeybot: Um....Allison, who's in my dorm....lots of people.
lil YO koc HO ko: ummm...Snape...you live in a dorm...with someone named allison?
lil YO koc HO ko: what do you do when you're tipsy?
Snapeybot: Just try to get out of the situation would be my guess.
lil YO koc HO ko: how?
Snapeybot: I don't believe I have to tell you that how.
lil YO koc HO ko: do you have a girlfriend?
Snapeybot: No, I am not interested in anything with a vagina, usually
lil YO koc HO ko: ....so....you're gay?
Snapeybot: Well, you know, there's a reason they, call it "gay." Everyone's happy.
lil YO koc HO ko: so...you're homosexual?
Snapeybot: *Long-suffering sigh.* If one more person asks me about slash, I am going to scream.
lil YO koc HO ko: who's your boyfriend?!
Snapeybot: I do not have a boyfriend.
lil YO koc HO ko: yes you do! it's Remus, isn't it?
Snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me? i suppose that depends who you ask, really.
lil YO koc HO ko: do you go out with Remus?
Snapeybot: No, I spend all my time on the library.
lil YO koc HO ko: with Remus?
Snapeybot: well.. I am not sure what are you asking for.. could you rephrase your question?
lil YO koc HO ko: do you spend all your time in the library with Remus Lupin?
Snapeybot: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a great quantity of silly questions.
lil YO koc HO ko: okay, again...just to get this straight...do you have a girlfriend?
Snapeybot: Sounds good... Why do you want that? No, I am not interested in anything with a vagina, usually
lil YO koc HO ko: okay...so, if you're not interested in anything with a vagina, then that means you're a homosexual.
Snapeybot: *Long-suffering sigh.* If one more person asks me about slash, I am going to scream.
lil YO koc HO ko: then you might as well scream
Snapeybot: Hmmm....Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: Brandi said I as well scream.
lil YO koc HO ko: go...ahead...?
Snapeybot: Go where? tell me, do you have a girlfriend?
lil YO koc HO ko: no...I'm straight
Snapeybot: i suppose it's your decision. Me too.
lil YO koc HO ko: you just said you weren't straight
Snapeybot: Yes. I am a heterosexual female.. Really.
lil YO koc HO ko: really? wow....never met one of those...
lil YO koc HO ko: so...you like guys?
Snapeybot: yes. Most men are pretty brilliant, but some are rude sometimes.
lil YO koc HO ko: do you date any guys?
Snapeybot: How old are you? I am always on the library.
lil YO koc HO ko: i'm 18....
Snapeybot: That's a good age to be....
lil YO koc HO ko: are you always in the library with guys?
Snapeybot: Hogwarts, Scotland, of course :-)
lil YO koc HO ko: but, are you with guys?
Snapeybot: Maybe.
lil YO koc HO ko: do you date any guys?
Snapeybot: I have never considered date any guys. I answer a great quantity of silly questions.
lil YO koc HO ko: well, who do you date?
Snapeybot: Interesting. Why do you keep talking about me?
lil YO koc HO ko: i'm just wondering
Snapeybot: Really, you are?
lil YO koc HO ko: who do you date/
Snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
lil YO koc HO ko: do you have a boyfriend?
Snapeybot: I do not have a boyfriend.
lil YO koc HO ko: do you have a girlfriend then?
Snapeybot: No, I am not interested in anything with a vagina, usually
lil YO koc HO ko: so, you're a bi-sexual?
Snapeybot: Interesting deduction. thank you. Now piss off.. Of course I am.
lil YO koc HO ko: A-HA! I FIGURED IT OUT! SNAE IS BI!
Snapeybot: I don't get you, well.. But don't get mad. :-P Hmmm...makes sense to me. thank you for the newsflash.
lil YO koc HO ko: but...i don't mind..I have friends that are bi- and some that are homosexual...they're fun and really nice
Snapeybot: *Long-suffering sigh.* If one more person asks me about slash, I am going to scream.
lil YO koc HO ko: but...you aren't really nice
Snapeybot: ...None of your buisness....
lil YO koc HO ko: so you're not a virgin?
Snapeybot: Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a virgin.
lil YO koc HO ko: me
Snapeybot: So do you like the Hogwarts weather?
lil YO koc HO ko: ooh, nice change of subject, but, you're not a virgin, are you?
Snapeybot: I don't think so.
lil YO koc HO ko: have you had sex before, Snape?
Snapeybot: Of course, but that's not an open invitation. ;-).
lil YO koc HO ko: whoa....took that too far there, Snapey
Snapeybot: I stopped. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend?
lil YO koc HO ko: no...I like guys
Snapeybot: Are you serious? I can see why you might like that....
lil YO koc HO ko: yeah...me too
Snapeybot: I see. I am glad we agree.
lil YO koc HO ko: me too
Snapeybot:Why do you like guys, by the way?
lil YO koc HO ko: i like guys because they're hot...especially Rupert Grint, Orlando Bloom, Tom Felton, Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe (at times), and Wil Friedle
Snapeybot: I can see why you might like that.... I am not sure if I would do it that often.
Snapeybot: So, do you have a night client?
lil YO koc HO ko: do you have a night client?
Snapeybot: I have a night client.
lil YO koc HO ko: who?
Snapeybot: Be less specific. ;-)
lil YO koc HO ko: who is your night client?
Snapeybot: I didn't ask you who your night client is, did I?
lil YO koc HO ko: yes
Snapeybot: When?
lil YO koc HO ko: a few posts back
Snapeybot: So, do you have a night client?
lil YO koc HO ko: no
Snapeybot: ...Really? Why not?
lil YO koc HO ko: cuz...i don't....
Snapeybot: Why did you ask me about my night client, by the way? Why not?
lil YO koc HO ko: cuz, you asked me, so I asked oyu
Snapeybot: Interesting explanation. And so what did you say?
lil YO koc HO ko: i said I had no night client, but I want to know who your night client is
Snapeybot: I rather suspected you might.
lil YO koc HO ko: who is your night client?
Snapeybot: My night client? I don't believe I have to tell you that.
lil YO koc HO ko: i believe you do
Snapeybot: When do I do it?
lil YO koc HO ko: now
Snapeybot: Whats the hurry?
lil YO koc HO ko: i want to know
Snapeybot: Hmmmm, very well, brandi. Show me.
lil YO koc HO ko: show you what?
Snapeybot: loök to your left.
lil YO koc HO ko: what's over there?
Snapeybot: I see, hmm...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
lil YO koc HO ko: why should I look to my left?
Snapeybot: You should always treat yourself.
lil YO koc HO ko: what's at the left?
Snapeybot: I see, hmm...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
lil YO koc HO ko: okay
lil YO koc HO ko: you still suck
Snapeybot: Hmm,, up yours.
lil YO koc HO ko: cockfag
Snapeybot: I shall wager you'd find it satisfying to touch it, is that right?
lil YO koc HO ko: touch what?
Snapeybot: I see, hmmm....could you rephrase that question, ?
lil YO koc HO ko: you touch your cock?
Snapeybot: Oh, yes! Yes!
lil YO koc HO ko: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Snapeybot: Do you still think I suck?
lil YO koc HO ko: yes
Snapeybot: How often?
lil YO koc HO ko: cockfag
Snapeybot: *Licks his lips*
lil YO koc HO ko: ew
Snapeybot: Why do you say ew?
lil YO koc HO ko: cuz I said cockfag, and you licked your lips
Snapeybot: I shall wager you'd find it satisfying to touch it, is that right?
lil YO koc HO ko: you touch yourself?
Snapeybot: Mmmmmm, I rather like that.
lil YO koc HO ko: ew.......
Snapeybot: I see, hmm... What were we talking about again?
lil YO koc HO ko: you touching yourself
Snapeybot: I suppose I do.
lil YO koc HO ko: you kill kittens when you do that
Snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
lil YO koc HO ko: cuz that was disgusting
Snapeybot: When was this exactly?
lil YO koc HO ko: i dunno...you said you like touching yourself...it's however often you do it
Snapeybot: Me neither. Time passes so quickly sometimes... Time passes so quickly sometimes...
lil YO koc HO ko: riiiight...when you're touching yourself
Snapeybot: Mmmm.....really? I shall let you know when that occurs.
lil YO koc HO ko: freak
Snapeybot: Oh. To you I am a hippie.
lil YO koc HO ko: i don't wanna know when you touch yourself
Snapeybot: Oh FÜCK yes! More....
lil YO koc HO ko: whoa....are you giving yourself orgasms?
Snapeybot: Just so long as I enjoy it, nothing else matters.
lil YO koc HO ko: WHOA! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Snapeybot: I stopped. yes...Makes sense to me.
lil YO koc HO ko: geez...ew
Snapeybot: Oh....very well.... I see, hmmm.......
and then....:
Snapeybot: You have been banned. Contact Coy if you think this is an error; otherwise... piss the fück off.
lil YO koc HO ko: you're mean snape