Thanks for the idea Frat-boy...
Mother's day IS the perfect day for "Yo Momma" jokes:
Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders the "Thank You, Come Again"
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo momma's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck
Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
And finally...
Yo momma's so fat we're in her right now!!!
Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders the "Thank You, Come Again"
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo momma's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck
Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
And finally...
Yo momma's so fat we're in her right now!!!