isreal
so yeah im back from isreal and now im gunna tell you about it lol, well first off i had the worst f-ing flight home anyone anywhere has ever had. so first we get stuck in front of these 3 kids who are jumping screaming and kicking our seats like no other we tell them to stop they dont we tell their dad to stop the he doesnt, their parents say that they shouldnt have to deal with their kids kicking the seat so they wont switch seats with us, so about 2 and an a half ours left (from a 12 hour flight) and we end up moving seats, then we get to newark nj and we are sitting their and they have no info for our flight to dullas so my dad finds out that they ended up cancelling our flight home, so we are going to claim our bags cause we had already sent them away when we got to nj for our flight home, and it turns out they lost my bag, so i still dont have that and they have to send it to me and i better get it fucking fast, but anyway we rent a car (which takes forever tio find an availible one) and start driving home, well i dfont know how long in but sometime into the ride the ac breaks down and if you know me i cant stand being in the heat and my dads the same way, and then it starts raining, reallly hard but somehow the ac came back on, and then i got home and saw my dogs, and i had alot of bad things happen to me on this trip (im only gunna tell you the good things while i was in isreal) and when i got home and came in and saw my dogs and how happy they were to see my i literally forgot all my crying anf was soooo happy,, that sounds gay i know but thats how it goes. so anyway now onto tell you about isreal....
the people there are crazy, first off they are INSANE driviers, worse then here and ca and nyc its insane and their moterscooter things that they have dont seem to have any rules so they weave inbetween cars and at stop lights weave up to the front, and everyone honks at you like woah, i hhated not being able to read the signs or know what people were saying to me, random pople ould come up to me and start speaking hebrew and i was like uhhhhh lol, but anyway its weird cause pretty much everyone it jewish there, like in the statium for opening ceremony there was over 40,000 people (all jews) in there (including the athletes) it was funny, its like finding a black christian there is like finding a black jew here hehe. oh and saturday is the sabbath (the day god rested from creating the earth) so religiously jews arnt supposed to do anything, you cant even rip toilet paper so you have to use tissues, but on sat no one is out, its empty and all the stores were closed, we left the hotel on sat so it was weird not driving through traffic, they are also 7 hours ahead so thats why im up so early now cause im jet lagged. oh man when we went to jeruselam we went to the old city and that had a huuuuuge wal around it and we went to the markets which is this alley that is like as wide as a car and on each side there are stores and the owers are scary they all are like "come come look at my stuff" in an accent, and if you go in a store they DONT let you leave, like me and my dad and ari were in this one store and something was to much chequels (their currency) so we tried to leave but he WOULDNT let us he kept lowering the prices and was like "for you i make deal" "your my first customer of day lets make deal" (btw in ever store your the first customer even at like 12 noon) so we got it down from 200 (american money) to 60 (american money) it was INSANE lol i hated it there tho i was scared and i felt disrespectful cause i wasnt wearing those full body cover things
and we went to the whaling wall, the most religious place in the world, that was pretty cool, oh and thei water (the medditeranean, i know i cant spell) is sooooo blue and waaarrrmmm lol but lootss of jellyfish biiig jellyfish lol, oh and me ari my dad and my mom got off work for the games and came and had dinner with us at this place and the owner gave us 10% off cause we are associated with the maccabiah games, (they are a huuuuge deal over there) and so after our meal he came out and gave us all free shots, including me and ari it was good lol.
oh nadov got silver for parallel bars in the FINALS hehe im so proud, and i got it all on tape on m camera. ohhh my goodness there are sooo many hott guys there, like everywhere you turn their they are!!! and they all are fit and they are mostly jewish hehe, well i cant really think of anything else but im sure i will another time and ill come and tell you more hehe
oh heres the hebrew i remembered
lo (pronounced low) means no
and then theres ta da which means thank you, theres more i just forgot it already hahah