Meme from Jules
INSTRUCTIONS:
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1. If you had to go on Stars in your eyes, who would you perform as, and what would you sing?
2. If you could be fluent in any three languages, which ones would you choose and why?
3. What's your favourite sandwich combination?
4. If you had unlimited cash and could buy any piece of artwork in the world - what would it be and where would you put it?
5. What will you do if you don't become an evil corporate legal hooer?
1. At the risk of attracting everyone's contempt and dispair for my musical taste, I'd have to say I'd be Britney Spears and sing Baby One More Time. It doesn't matter to me that she's now trailer trash and is not the best singer in the world, but she's the ultimate pop princess and that is the ultimate pop song.
2. First of all I'd say French, because I'm probably supposed to be fluent in that already, having taken lessons from the age of 10 and having lived in France. I'd also love to speak Spanish... it sounds really cool and will be useful for when I'm rich enough to have a holiday home in Spain. The third one would be gaelic, because I've always felt really bad about not being able to speak it. This sounds ridiculous because I grew up in an area of Scotland where absolutely no one speaks it at all (although what they speak might not necessarily be regarded as proper English), but because it's a Scottish language I feel that I should have made the effort.
3. I'd have to say feta cheese with lettuce and cucumber on a baguette - it's what I lived on in Stras!
4.
The Treachery of Images by Rene Magritte. I would hang in it a large room with white walls and a parquet floor and stand and gaze at in pretentiously, and pretend to be flooded with insights as to what it could possibly be, if not a pipe.
5. A relevant question young Julie - I'm actually considering that as a serious question right now, having received a second rejection letter in - the first was from D&W, this one is from Simpson and Marwick.
But my backup plan is infallible. I will become bulimic (I don't have the willpower to become anorexic) and become either a supermodel (unlikely), porn star (slightly more likely) or a member of an all-girl pop group who can't actually sing but are very good at miming and dancing promiscuously.
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1. If you had to go on Stars in your eyes, who would you perform as, and what would you sing?
2. If you could be fluent in any three languages, which ones would you choose and why?
3. What's your favourite sandwich combination?
4. If you had unlimited cash and could buy any piece of artwork in the world - what would it be and where would you put it?
5. What will you do if you don't become an evil corporate legal hooer?
1. At the risk of attracting everyone's contempt and dispair for my musical taste, I'd have to say I'd be Britney Spears and sing Baby One More Time. It doesn't matter to me that she's now trailer trash and is not the best singer in the world, but she's the ultimate pop princess and that is the ultimate pop song.
2. First of all I'd say French, because I'm probably supposed to be fluent in that already, having taken lessons from the age of 10 and having lived in France. I'd also love to speak Spanish... it sounds really cool and will be useful for when I'm rich enough to have a holiday home in Spain. The third one would be gaelic, because I've always felt really bad about not being able to speak it. This sounds ridiculous because I grew up in an area of Scotland where absolutely no one speaks it at all (although what they speak might not necessarily be regarded as proper English), but because it's a Scottish language I feel that I should have made the effort.
3. I'd have to say feta cheese with lettuce and cucumber on a baguette - it's what I lived on in Stras!
4.
The Treachery of Images by Rene Magritte. I would hang in it a large room with white walls and a parquet floor and stand and gaze at in pretentiously, and pretend to be flooded with insights as to what it could possibly be, if not a pipe.
5. A relevant question young Julie - I'm actually considering that as a serious question right now, having received a second rejection letter in - the first was from D&W, this one is from Simpson and Marwick.
But my backup plan is infallible. I will become bulimic (I don't have the willpower to become anorexic) and become either a supermodel (unlikely), porn star (slightly more likely) or a member of an all-girl pop group who can't actually sing but are very good at miming and dancing promiscuously.