Hello, i'm Bob and i was uhm wondering if it would be ok if i could add you... Uhm, im interested in dust collecting, shoe arranging - by size, nail growing - to unimaginable lengths, counting (its a hobby), and writing long, unreadable essays on how boybands are corrupting today’s youth. I will examine all your posts for spelling mistakes and grammatical errors and courteously inform you of these in my next message...
Hello Bob. Surprisingly, I have the same 'habbits'. My interests include collecting dirty socks and watching mold grow on them. The stinkier, the better. I'm gonna add you to my list and kick everyone else out cuz I just realised I was spending time with boring dumbasses. It's lovely to know you. Take Care Lover!
Hello again Mehreen. Would you mind if i addressed you as Miss. Zahid? I know, its terribly informal of me to ask, hopefully you wont mind. I could not believe my eyes when i realised that we share the same hobbies! I thought i was the only one compassionate with sock moulding. And yes, we are the only two fit for a journal of this sort. Exclusiveness if my 7th name (right before the IIVVXV). And please, if you do not mind, refrain from using such explicit language. -Bob
Uhm, im interested in dust collecting, shoe arranging - by size, nail growing - to unimaginable lengths, counting (its a hobby), and writing long, unreadable essays on how boybands are corrupting today’s youth.
I will examine all your posts for spelling mistakes and grammatical errors and courteously inform you of these in my next message...
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I could not believe my eyes when i realised that we share the same hobbies! I thought i was the only one compassionate with sock moulding. And yes, we are the only two fit for a journal of this sort. Exclusiveness if my 7th name (right before the IIVVXV).
And please, if you do not mind, refrain from using such explicit language.
-Bob
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