{ Stolen from Lissa <3 }
The Death Survey
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Only if someone's dragging it. Or trying to put it in their car, perhaps.. I wouldn't leave a dead body in a bag on the side of the highway for everyone to see.
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Depends, I would have to be starving to death, and the "victim" would have to be cooked, and then even only if I didn't have to kill them. It would have to be a "here, please eat me to survive" kinda thing.
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
X, haha.. why not go out feeling horney..?
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot. A stand up comic put it best. When you're shot from the side it's like "BAM! Wtf?! .. A bloody hole?! I've been shot! D=" When you're stabbed, it's like.. you SEE the knife, but can't help it, it slides in your flesh, and back out severing nerves and veins, muscle, organs. More often than not, when you're being stabbed to death, the knife has to enter more than once. You realise you've been stabbed... and it's not over. Here it comes again.
{5} asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Drained of blood. It's like falling aslee.. getting really cold. The whole idea is to not freak out if you can't struggle, and you'll pass calmly. Only the wound's pain to keep you awake, eventually it'll go away and your eyes will close. When youyou can't breath it's a whole different story.. burning lungs, gasping though you can't help it.. your body panics for you.You have no choice.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
Ouch... uh, fuck what a choice... drowned, I suppose. Quicker, yes.. but being burried alive is a slower way to run out of air, and then the fact that you're in such a tiny space... that would really suck.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Hit me on the noggen please. I have NO idea how much it'd suck to have my head being crushed and brains spilling.. *Shiver.*.. Yeah, hit me please. >_>
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Some poisons are painful, some are not. Some are quick, some are not. Assuming you're giving me the choice of what kind of poison, I'd take poison. It'd be just like falling asleep. Only, you don't wake up.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus bacteria or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Flesh eating I've heard, is painless.. unless you try to get it fixed. Losing body parts and all.
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
ODing on X would be interesting, but the poison would be my final choice.
{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Worst way to die... Imaginitive, but it would suck. Imagine being stuck in a coffin sized box. See through so anyone watching can see you struggling.. people looking. Through a dipping mechanism the box is then lowered into another seethrough box where a half an inch of very potent acid is allowed to come into your box. You're then being effectively diguested by these acids flopping around like a fish trying to escape as your body is eaten away, every nerve in your body on fire, screaming, clawing, melting.. finally you pass out, and they dip you in the rest of the way.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Accidently, by some asshole with road rage. Or some other anger problem that'd have caused my death. They'd have to SEE me die, or at least my body being hauled away. Perhaps they could do some good while in rehab.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
*Tries to imagine some sicko dancing around with her skin stretched out over his body, trying to look sexy...* ... Hitman, please.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane crashes are a quicker way to die. I hate cars.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
I'd rather die feeling safe and sound, than freaking out in some back ally somewhere. Family would have to find out about it eventually. So, why not sooner to get it passed. Not that much of my family cares, but Krys is family. So, she counts. Besides.. killed could be an accidental death. Falling down the stairs, slipping in the bath tub, breaking your neck. Doesn't mean it's someone's fault.
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
Sleep, please.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Stranger, only because I wouldn't want some stalker eyeing Krys next. Even though she'd probably beat them to a bloody pulp. If it were someone I knew, I would only hope that they'd have a good reason. None I can think of.
{RANDOM...}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
Hmn.. CLONE ME! =D!! Hell yes. Little freaks of nature running around afraid of humanity. I wonder if they'd be like me, or just look like me. I suppose that would answer the destiny question, mn? Look for my special cells, them stem cellies and take 'em, make 'em, and have fun. Or burn me, and stick me in the air vent of some foot ball stadium so crowds can choke on me. (Or just brun me and scatter my ashes over some pretty lake somewhere).
{19} you're forced happy to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
Funerals are sad, and disorienting. I don't want one. Remember me as I was, not as I would be dead. "I remember that Angel girl, she was (blah, somethign fond I hope)." Not.. "I remember that Angel girl.. the mortician put make up on her. =( She looked horrible." ... I suppose burned on one of those big stands on some rolling hill someplace unpopulated would be pleasent, mn? Movie style, yo!
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Hmn... "Room of Angels", please. Especially if my mother was there. Then something more upbeat, but sad. <3 "We had fun, fun, fun, but now you're gone." Or something like that. Unsure what song that'd be.
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Some really pretty (and somewhat childish) lacy white dress. So people can see me, long black hair.. pretty white dress, and think of me whenever someone makes a horror film with some little black haired girl in a pretty white dress.. "Angel is stalking us. D="
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Uh.. no thank you. Not much to say about a shut in who was somewhat good with a pen. If one desided to, Krys would likely do it, but that's more of a church/burial thing, and Krys is anti-church. Wiccan, probably some ritual I don't know about for burrials... Come to think of it, I'd probably just let her take care of it, whatever makes her the most comfortable..
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
I'd like to to be at night, or in the sun's setting. That's all. Someplace with grass.. and trees.
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Everyone's forgotten eventually. I've commited no act of genocide, so I'll be no Hitler in someone's mind.
{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Well.. if I end up having a 'mate' of sorts, I guess the after.. because it would mean I had someone who loved me. That's all my life's aims for. Someone to love, and to love me.. truely. Who's isn't..? No one wants to die alone, or if they do.. that's a truely bitter soul.. I would hope no one would want to go like that.
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Only if someone's dragging it. Or trying to put it in their car, perhaps.. I wouldn't leave a dead body in a bag on the side of the highway for everyone to see.
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Depends, I would have to be starving to death, and the "victim" would have to be cooked, and then even only if I didn't have to kill them. It would have to be a "here, please eat me to survive" kinda thing.
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
X, haha.. why not go out feeling horney..?
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot. A stand up comic put it best. When you're shot from the side it's like "BAM! Wtf?! .. A bloody hole?! I've been shot! D=" When you're stabbed, it's like.. you SEE the knife, but can't help it, it slides in your flesh, and back out severing nerves and veins, muscle, organs. More often than not, when you're being stabbed to death, the knife has to enter more than once. You realise you've been stabbed... and it's not over. Here it comes again.
{5} asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Drained of blood. It's like falling aslee.. getting really cold. The whole idea is to not freak out if you can't struggle, and you'll pass calmly. Only the wound's pain to keep you awake, eventually it'll go away and your eyes will close. When youyou can't breath it's a whole different story.. burning lungs, gasping though you can't help it.. your body panics for you.You have no choice.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
Ouch... uh, fuck what a choice... drowned, I suppose. Quicker, yes.. but being burried alive is a slower way to run out of air, and then the fact that you're in such a tiny space... that would really suck.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Hit me on the noggen please. I have NO idea how much it'd suck to have my head being crushed and brains spilling.. *Shiver.*.. Yeah, hit me please. >_>
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Some poisons are painful, some are not. Some are quick, some are not. Assuming you're giving me the choice of what kind of poison, I'd take poison. It'd be just like falling asleep. Only, you don't wake up.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus bacteria or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Flesh eating I've heard, is painless.. unless you try to get it fixed. Losing body parts and all.
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
ODing on X would be interesting, but the poison would be my final choice.
{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Worst way to die... Imaginitive, but it would suck. Imagine being stuck in a coffin sized box. See through so anyone watching can see you struggling.. people looking. Through a dipping mechanism the box is then lowered into another seethrough box where a half an inch of very potent acid is allowed to come into your box. You're then being effectively diguested by these acids flopping around like a fish trying to escape as your body is eaten away, every nerve in your body on fire, screaming, clawing, melting.. finally you pass out, and they dip you in the rest of the way.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Accidently, by some asshole with road rage. Or some other anger problem that'd have caused my death. They'd have to SEE me die, or at least my body being hauled away. Perhaps they could do some good while in rehab.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
*Tries to imagine some sicko dancing around with her skin stretched out over his body, trying to look sexy...* ... Hitman, please.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane crashes are a quicker way to die. I hate cars.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
I'd rather die feeling safe and sound, than freaking out in some back ally somewhere. Family would have to find out about it eventually. So, why not sooner to get it passed. Not that much of my family cares, but Krys is family. So, she counts. Besides.. killed could be an accidental death. Falling down the stairs, slipping in the bath tub, breaking your neck. Doesn't mean it's someone's fault.
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
Sleep, please.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Stranger, only because I wouldn't want some stalker eyeing Krys next. Even though she'd probably beat them to a bloody pulp. If it were someone I knew, I would only hope that they'd have a good reason. None I can think of.
{RANDOM...}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
Hmn.. CLONE ME! =D!! Hell yes. Little freaks of nature running around afraid of humanity. I wonder if they'd be like me, or just look like me. I suppose that would answer the destiny question, mn? Look for my special cells, them stem cellies and take 'em, make 'em, and have fun. Or burn me, and stick me in the air vent of some foot ball stadium so crowds can choke on me. (Or just brun me and scatter my ashes over some pretty lake somewhere).
{19} you're forced happy to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
Funerals are sad, and disorienting. I don't want one. Remember me as I was, not as I would be dead. "I remember that Angel girl, she was (blah, somethign fond I hope)." Not.. "I remember that Angel girl.. the mortician put make up on her. =( She looked horrible." ... I suppose burned on one of those big stands on some rolling hill someplace unpopulated would be pleasent, mn? Movie style, yo!
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Hmn... "Room of Angels", please. Especially if my mother was there. Then something more upbeat, but sad. <3 "We had fun, fun, fun, but now you're gone." Or something like that. Unsure what song that'd be.
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Some really pretty (and somewhat childish) lacy white dress. So people can see me, long black hair.. pretty white dress, and think of me whenever someone makes a horror film with some little black haired girl in a pretty white dress.. "Angel is stalking us. D="
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Uh.. no thank you. Not much to say about a shut in who was somewhat good with a pen. If one desided to, Krys would likely do it, but that's more of a church/burial thing, and Krys is anti-church. Wiccan, probably some ritual I don't know about for burrials... Come to think of it, I'd probably just let her take care of it, whatever makes her the most comfortable..
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
I'd like to to be at night, or in the sun's setting. That's all. Someplace with grass.. and trees.
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Everyone's forgotten eventually. I've commited no act of genocide, so I'll be no Hitler in someone's mind.
{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Well.. if I end up having a 'mate' of sorts, I guess the after.. because it would mean I had someone who loved me. That's all my life's aims for. Someone to love, and to love me.. truely. Who's isn't..? No one wants to die alone, or if they do.. that's a truely bitter soul.. I would hope no one would want to go like that.