Homecoming Dress...WOOT

Sep 23, 2005 23:27

Beware the man in the Salmon Shirt

Hehe. So today was interesting. I went shopping for my homecoming dress. For the price of one of my dresses I bought four. One for homecoming, one possibility for prom (mom wants to keep looking), one for normal wear, and one for...anything. It was great. Sara and Drew came along. Ran into some peeps, bought Sara wings for her Halloween Costume. And then we went to lunch...And the REAL fun began...

So the Man in the Salmon shirt decided to glare down everyone, but he marked us as he was going past (we were laughing). Then of course one of us spotted him in a corner of the food court staring us down. So Sara swivels her head to look at him, confirms that he's glaring, and I try to subtly glance from where I am. Then the psychotic Salmon Man decides to come to our table, put his hands down and tower over us (as best as a man in the ugliest salmon shirt could). And he's like trying to be all agressive saying what are we laughing at blah blah, and what are we playing (with?) chicken. And I'm like wtf ya know. I dont remember what I said, something about being with my friends laughing bout what I want, I don't know. But then my mom is like Who are you. And this moron is like Who are YOU. Meanwhile I'm trying not to crack up (although everyone else seemed to be creeped out/threatened). He was an utter fool. So my mom was like you keep coming to our table I'm gonna call security. So Salmon man walks off, and goes back to the SAME CORNER. And keeps glaring. So we finish our meal, still laughing about how psychotic he was, and then leave. Needless to say he didn't follow us to our cars. The ass worked at one of the kiosks. Mom decided not to report him, I think it would have done him some good. Loser needs to think before he goes after teenagers...especially if there is an adult RIGHT NEXT TO THEM.

It was hilarious. I still am somewhat amused. My mom and Sara are apparently still upset. Ah the memories. Psycho Salmon Man.

My dresses are so cute. Homecoming is going to be SOOOO awesome. =)
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