no sexual healing for me
Ain't that the truth. Seriously, I have no idea why people are so bent out of shape over sex. Especially about gay people and sex. People that are uptight about gay people suck hard. What do you care if someone is gay? As long as they aren't fucking you up your ass, why is it your problem? What do you care if some guy sucks some other guy's cock? And don't even use that Bible shit on me. Because bottom line, God is the only one that can judge and pass judgment onto others and guess what, motherfucker? You ain't God, not since the last time I checked. Because straight people rock so hard, right? Because straight people aren't rapists and pedophiles and cheaters and assholes, right? Straight people have never fucked up marriage or anything else, right? Whatever.
I'm going to go see the Bourne Ultimatum tonight at a midnight showing. Those are such good movies and I love Matt Damon, too bad he's married. Good lord, that's disappointing. Not that he would ever date me anyway but that's beside the point. Speaking of movies. Must not get popcorn. Have already eaten enough today.
Waiting for the shipment of Disturbia to come so I can watch the motherfucker. I love me some Shia LaBeouf. I know that makes me a total perv, but he is so adorable. But seriously, we have had no good movies come out and I am desperate for something watchable. We've had like b-movie horror crap and I am over it.
So many shitty movies get made, it's kind of shocking. It's like, if it's not trashy, bloody, softcore, and not about serial killers or gangsters, nobody wants anything to do with it. Why is it so hard for good movies to get made. There can't be that many talentless people in the world. Who tells some of these people that they should make a movie? It's like these people have never read a book, which they probably haven't. I would be afraid of asking them to spell p-l-o-t. They probably think it makes them look sexy, which I'm sorry to tell them but B-movie moguls aren't sexy. Trust me. Those B-movie producers are probably just like that girls gone wild Joe Francis asshole. Man, that guy needs to be castrated. That dude is a total date rapist, I can tell.
Later,
me
I'm going to go see the Bourne Ultimatum tonight at a midnight showing. Those are such good movies and I love Matt Damon, too bad he's married. Good lord, that's disappointing. Not that he would ever date me anyway but that's beside the point. Speaking of movies. Must not get popcorn. Have already eaten enough today.
Waiting for the shipment of Disturbia to come so I can watch the motherfucker. I love me some Shia LaBeouf. I know that makes me a total perv, but he is so adorable. But seriously, we have had no good movies come out and I am desperate for something watchable. We've had like b-movie horror crap and I am over it.
So many shitty movies get made, it's kind of shocking. It's like, if it's not trashy, bloody, softcore, and not about serial killers or gangsters, nobody wants anything to do with it. Why is it so hard for good movies to get made. There can't be that many talentless people in the world. Who tells some of these people that they should make a movie? It's like these people have never read a book, which they probably haven't. I would be afraid of asking them to spell p-l-o-t. They probably think it makes them look sexy, which I'm sorry to tell them but B-movie moguls aren't sexy. Trust me. Those B-movie producers are probably just like that girls gone wild Joe Francis asshole. Man, that guy needs to be castrated. That dude is a total date rapist, I can tell.
Later,
me