⋙ MISSION VI

Jul 20, 2011 13:44

[ Action ⋗ Post Office ]

[ Ah, another bizarre incident survived, another day of people swarming the post office. Seeing as Lamia has acquired the one thing she was wary about acquiring, she did not hesitate to go straight to the post office to collect whatever it was that awaited her.

Calling what awaited her an 'it' was an assumption on her part. What was there for her were several 'its'--over a half dozen boxes, each weighing anywhere between fifty to a hundred pounds. She never owned much of anything, so she was at a loss as to what in the world could be within these boxes. When she asked the employee, she was given a piece of paper that apparently went with her many heavy boxes. ]

...'Some assembly required'?

[ And with that, she will be making at least six trips to and from the post office to her house, carrying the heavy boxes. As she walked, the insides (despite being packed tightly) could be heard rattling around, obviously sounding like metal parts bumping together. ]

[ Action ⋗ Outside 751 Partridge Drive ]

[ After her numerous trips across town were completed, Lamia opened the boxes and covered her driveway with some of their contents, which there were a lot of. There were shiny metal pieces here and there that seemed to be from the inside of something mechanical, as well as smooth, shiny pieces of white and pink armor-like metal around.

Inexplicably, there were also feathers--big, white feathers everywhere, including all through her hair. She regretted opening that particular box. While she stood amongst her...things, she looked at the two items she held, one in each hand:

1. The paper she received from the post office claiming the contents to 'require SOME assembly'.

2. A single Allen wrench. ]

Well. I have something to do in my free time now.

[ She just stares at the 'tool'. An Allen wrench? Really? ]

fucking ikea, !regain

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