I had a totally awesome and apt title for this post and I forgot it

[angelgazing]

Because I am a ridiculous person who indulges in retail therapy two things happened today.

1) I got a shit job at the mall.

2) I bought The Fantastic Mr. Fox* and How to Train Your Dragon     2.a. If you think I haven't spent the majority of the afternoon and evening trying to figure out how an Arthur/Eames version of HtTYD would work, then you

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EAMES IS TOTALLY TOOTHLESS OMG

ARIADNE IS TOTALLY ASTRID :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

MAYBE THEY HAVE TO DO AN ELABORATE JOB WHERE THE MARK IS FIXATED ON DRAGON MYTHOLOGY, SO THEY USE THAT TO SWAY THEIR SUBCONSCIOUS; BUT SINCE THEY CAN'T, OBVIOUSLY, RELY ON THE MARK'S PROJECTIONS OF DRAGONS NOT TO BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH, EAMES HAS TO FORGE A DRAGON.

SO THE DRAGON HE FORGES IS CALLED, LIKE, SNAGGLETOOTH, AND EAMES OBVIOUSLY NEEDS *MONTHS* TO PREPARE THAT KIND OF FORGE, AND THEY ALL NEED MONTHS TO PULL IT OFF, AND ARTHUR IS HIS DRAGON TRAINER, AND HE AND ARTHUR BECOME THE BEST TEAM EVER?! AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE AWAKE ARTHUR'S LIKE :| BECAUSE HE WANTS THEM TO BE A TEAM LIKE THAT IN PERSON? AND ALSO HE WANTS EAMES TO ~FLY WITH HIM FOREVER~ BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THAT. AND EAMES IS PROBABLY LIKE, WHY DO WE COMMUNICATE BETTER WHEN I'M A VOICELESS IMAGINARY CREATURE THAN WE DO WHEN WE'RE TALKING FACE TO FACE

[prettykitty_aya]

I'D READ IT. I'D READ IT SO HARD.

[jibrailis]

I AGREE WITH THIS SUGGESTION ABSOLUTE TRUTH WHOLE-HEARTEDLY.

Also I have a confession to make, guys. I haven't watched Fantastic Mr. Fox because I hate all things heart-warming in the world.

[angelgazing]

This is something I tend to scream a lot in the car:

NANCY, WHAT, DO YOU HATE JOY? WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS?

But seriously, The Fantastic Mr. Fox! Which I would have a disturbingly easy time casting as an Arthur/Eames fic. It is joy, okay, just joy.

Also, it has one of my favorite quotes ever: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.

IN CONCLUSION: ♥

[angelgazing]

I think I pawned it off on Jizz! GLEE! GLEE ALL AROUND. IT WILL BE SO AMAZING!

[bookshop]

WHAT OH MY GOD. *___________________*

SDKLJAS;KF YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THE DYNAMIC CRACK DUO OR SOMETHING, AMAZING DOESN'T GO FAR ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE IT!!

[angelgazing]

LOLOLOL JIZZ IS AMAZING, I AM JUST A SHAMELESS ENABLER. ♥♥♥