Heatbroken/Pylea/Freaky Phone calls
Illyria left. I started on my way to find a payphone but stopped and leaned against a brick wall. I thought about what Illyria did to Fred. I remembered a little place called Pylea, that's where Fred and I became good friends. She was so smart and sweet. Tears were starting to swell up in my eyes. And now she's gone! Fred is gone because of Illyria. Now how can I trust her, she took away one of my best friends. I gave her all the information I knew. How do I know she's not playing for the other team. She didn't kill me, but who knows I better have my guards up when I meet up with her. I got up from the wall, I had a things to do.
I ran down the street to find the nearest payphone. After finding a couple none of them had a phone book. That's another thing about L.A. No one wants to pay for there own phone book when you can just steal from you nearest payphone. Huh! Go Figure. However I did find calling card at one of the phones. Surprisingly enough it had plenty of minutes. I turned a couple of cornors to find one that actually had a phone book. I thought to myself as I flipped through the yellow pages..
. Where would the four broke, jet lagged and fighting monster brigade stay, AH! Cheap hotel with no view and probably miles away from anything! I looked down at some of this listings to find "MOTEL'S HOTEL/GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS", Xander would totally be there, I bet he hasn't even seen a girl naked in a long long time. So I called the sleazy hotel and got but very very butch lady.
"Hello thanks for calling MOTEL'S HOTEL/GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, what can I do you for?" she belched out!
"Umm yeah! I was wondering if you had a Xander Harris staying at your....Fine Hotel..Motel or whatever?"
"HeeeyyY! You sure do sound pretty how would you like to come down here and be apart of our show? I can make a private get together? Vos coche AVAC moy, cer sor?" My first thought after my state of shock was , WHAT LANGUAGE DOES Helga the destroyer think she's speaking? because it's obviously not french!
"uhhh I'm going to have to take a pass on that one....but I have a friend named Willow Rosenburg, I'll totally give her your number and you can two can have a little rendez-vous later! But anywho I have to go now the caller card I stole doesn't have that many minutes!*click*" If this whole thing fails at least Willow will have a snuggle buddy!
Xander obviously wasn't there or atleast shouldn't be. I scanned other options........
....Giles, he couldof of given them money. So then it would be a descent hotel, near lots food, not in the boonies, and full of books So the only option left was Hyatte Regional. It's a really nice place. So I dialed........
[{ Open for Hotel_Concierges}]
I ran down the street to find the nearest payphone. After finding a couple none of them had a phone book. That's another thing about L.A. No one wants to pay for there own phone book when you can just steal from you nearest payphone. Huh! Go Figure. However I did find calling card at one of the phones. Surprisingly enough it had plenty of minutes. I turned a couple of cornors to find one that actually had a phone book. I thought to myself as I flipped through the yellow pages..
. Where would the four broke, jet lagged and fighting monster brigade stay, AH! Cheap hotel with no view and probably miles away from anything! I looked down at some of this listings to find "MOTEL'S HOTEL/GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS", Xander would totally be there, I bet he hasn't even seen a girl naked in a long long time. So I called the sleazy hotel and got but very very butch lady.
"Hello thanks for calling MOTEL'S HOTEL/GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, what can I do you for?" she belched out!
"Umm yeah! I was wondering if you had a Xander Harris staying at your....Fine Hotel..Motel or whatever?"
"HeeeyyY! You sure do sound pretty how would you like to come down here and be apart of our show? I can make a private get together? Vos coche AVAC moy, cer sor?" My first thought after my state of shock was , WHAT LANGUAGE DOES Helga the destroyer think she's speaking? because it's obviously not french!
"uhhh I'm going to have to take a pass on that one....but I have a friend named Willow Rosenburg, I'll totally give her your number and you can two can have a little rendez-vous later! But anywho I have to go now the caller card I stole doesn't have that many minutes!*click*" If this whole thing fails at least Willow will have a snuggle buddy!
Xander obviously wasn't there or atleast shouldn't be. I scanned other options........
....Giles, he couldof of given them money. So then it would be a descent hotel, near lots food, not in the boonies, and full of books So the only option left was Hyatte Regional. It's a really nice place. So I dialed........
[{ Open for Hotel_Concierges}]