..the hell?
Two weeks ago, I posted an "Erotic Services" ad on craigslist in hopes of drumming up some foot-fetish business. I got a few responses within three days or so, and then (presumably because my post was no longer shiny and new, and on craigslist, the most recent items are listed first) the inquiries came to a halt. This morning, however, I got a really, uh, surprising offer:
From:
Gene XXXXXX
To:
Subject:
My gorgeous, sexy feet are waiting for you to worship them! - 21
Date:
Tue 05/24/05 11:53 AM
Hello there,
I saw your post on craigslist and, although it's not
Exactly what you posted, I thought you might be
Interested in the opportunity or know someone who is.
Here is what we are looking for:
We are looking for 2 girls to dance onstage, choreograph, select outfits,
and, if possible, play percussion onstage at our shows.
This is a Creedence Clearwater Revival tribute band. Professional
musicians,
lights, sound, and video for live shows.
Good attitude, fun, professional, responsible required.
Obviously, if you like CCR/pyscadelic vibe - you will enjoy using your
creativity
to be a part of this project.
Thank you for your time -
Geno
751-XXXX
I mean, really, is there anything I would like to do LESS?
And how the hell do you get from, "This girl is advertising weirdo foot-
domination services" to "This girl wants to be my CCR Cover Band Babe
so I can live out my Rock and Roll Fantasy! Yessssssssss! Let me email
her!"
I think I might write him back using the same format:
Dear Geno,
I got your email, and, while it's not exactly what you asked for,
I thought you might be interested in the opportunity or know
someone who is.
Here is what I am looking for:
Clients. Men (preferably submissive men) with a foot fetish,
who will pay $200 an hour or more for the privilege of
worshipping my feet or having me stomp on their testicles
in really pointy high heels. Men who will pay me to tell them
what lowly creatures they are. Men who want to be forced
to wear women's lingerie. Men with other interesting ideas
about how I could humiliate, debase, or hurt them.
Good attitude, generous, professional, responsible
required.
Obviously, if you like the domination/foot fetish vibe - you
will enjoy using your creativity and the contents of your wallet
to be a part of this project.
Thank you for your time -
Echo
PS. You should really learn to spell "Psychedelic."
Then again, why treat him to my ire for free when he could be paying for it?
Dear Geno -
No, thank you.
Echo
PS. Maybe you'd have better luck posting in the "talent gigs" section of
craigslist, rather than soliciting girls from the "Erotic Services" boards.
That way, you'll get people who are interested in being part of what
you're doing, which I am not.
..I really would love to know what his logic is, but I think it'd just make
me more irritated.
I am totally in the right mood to go see Nine Inch Nails tonight, now.
From:
Gene XXXXXX
To:
Subject:
My gorgeous, sexy feet are waiting for you to worship them! - 21
Date:
Tue 05/24/05 11:53 AM
Hello there,
I saw your post on craigslist and, although it's not
Exactly what you posted, I thought you might be
Interested in the opportunity or know someone who is.
Here is what we are looking for:
We are looking for 2 girls to dance onstage, choreograph, select outfits,
and, if possible, play percussion onstage at our shows.
This is a Creedence Clearwater Revival tribute band. Professional
musicians,
lights, sound, and video for live shows.
Good attitude, fun, professional, responsible required.
Obviously, if you like CCR/pyscadelic vibe - you will enjoy using your
creativity
to be a part of this project.
Thank you for your time -
Geno
751-XXXX
I mean, really, is there anything I would like to do LESS?
And how the hell do you get from, "This girl is advertising weirdo foot-
domination services" to "This girl wants to be my CCR Cover Band Babe
so I can live out my Rock and Roll Fantasy! Yessssssssss! Let me email
her!"
I think I might write him back using the same format:
Dear Geno,
I got your email, and, while it's not exactly what you asked for,
I thought you might be interested in the opportunity or know
someone who is.
Here is what I am looking for:
Clients. Men (preferably submissive men) with a foot fetish,
who will pay $200 an hour or more for the privilege of
worshipping my feet or having me stomp on their testicles
in really pointy high heels. Men who will pay me to tell them
what lowly creatures they are. Men who want to be forced
to wear women's lingerie. Men with other interesting ideas
about how I could humiliate, debase, or hurt them.
Good attitude, generous, professional, responsible
required.
Obviously, if you like the domination/foot fetish vibe - you
will enjoy using your creativity and the contents of your wallet
to be a part of this project.
Thank you for your time -
Echo
PS. You should really learn to spell "Psychedelic."
Then again, why treat him to my ire for free when he could be paying for it?
Dear Geno -
No, thank you.
Echo
PS. Maybe you'd have better luck posting in the "talent gigs" section of
craigslist, rather than soliciting girls from the "Erotic Services" boards.
That way, you'll get people who are interested in being part of what
you're doing, which I am not.
..I really would love to know what his logic is, but I think it'd just make
me more irritated.
I am totally in the right mood to go see Nine Inch Nails tonight, now.