look at my fucking veggies

Jan 11, 2010 19:43

I said look goddamn it.




Look at those assholes. All sitting there in some olive oil and seasonings. I've got some "IMNA MAKE YO' PEE STINK" Asparagus.. a goddamn fucking chopped up orange pepper.. I love these... So good... even if they are expensive. WHY are you so goddamn expensive you asshole? you've no right. You've even crossed the fucking border from Mexico. You should be like 50 fucking cents.
I got me some COUGARETTES... oh, hehehe I'm sorry.. COURGETTES. wait.. no I'm not sorry.. I like imaging these as Cougarettes.. all up on my YOUNG BABY HEIRLOOM TOMATOES! Molesting them in the olive oil..




see.. ? lookit how young these babies are. COUGAR BAIT!

I think Imna cook this shit up either with some fried polenta.. or fried tofu.. but fuck if I know. I'm working on a fucking drunk too.

cooking

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