Did you ever wonder how one dog jumps on another dog and gets his penis right in? First try and all?
So, I was at work Friday night, when I started vomiting out of control. I guess I had food poisoning. My mom had it too. It was horrible. I puked a grand total of 6 times at work, then drove home in the lame ass snow storm at midnight, followed by more puking. I'm ok now though. I feel bad about calling in at work. Speaking of work....time to get ready.