Apr 05, 2008 18:44
-At Starbuck’s-
Dan: Sigh. I need a boyfriend... right now!
Eeteuk (Mr. Angel) & Junsu (Duck Butt): I’m single... I can be your boyfriend!
Mr. Angel: (to Duck Butt) Hey! Why would she pick you? She loved me first... so I should be her boyfriend!
Duck Butt: Heh! She loves me more... she loves my voice... I can sing, not like someone-
Mr. Angel: She can’t kiss your voice, though. Fortunately, she can kiss my dimple... she loves my dimple!
Duck Butt: Who in their right mind would love and kiss a fake dimple?!
Dan: (finally!) Shut up, you guys! I have an idea on how I can pick...
Mr. Angel & Duck Butt: ...?
Dan: The first guy who says my first name (Divina) correctly... will be my boyfriend.
Mr. Angel & Duck Butt looks at each other and starts to practice. Dan, on the other hand, stands to order a drink. When she comes back, the guys where still practicing.
Dan: ehem. Let’s hear it then.
Mr. Angel: (clears his throat) Dee-bee-na!
Dan: @________________________@
Duck Butt: Hah! It’s not like that! It’s DIH-BIH-NA!
Dan: O_________________________o Was there suppose to be a difference?
Barista: (Dan’s drink is ready) Venti Mocha Latte for Ms. DIVINA!
Dan rushes to the counter.
Dan: (to the barista) Are you free? Would you like to be my boyfriend?
Barista: Sure, why not?
Dan: (to the other guys) See yah later!
Mr. Angel & Duck Butt: T____________________________________T
rant