text conversation while i was at work:

[angelboi4u]

Zeus: So i just found out today that my real mom's side of the family was dominican. So this whole time I've only been HALF puerto rican!

Me: You say tomatoe... i say... pick it and make me some salsa you're a mexican.

Zeus: Ouch.

Me: oh you know i love ya... you had me at margarita.