Last day of school
Well as the school year comes to an end... there is one thing on everyone's mind. No its not the friends well miss or the good times we had its HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!
Here is my top ten list since i have seen it already in its perverted, innuendo-full glory:
Top 10 reasons why seeing Harry Potter with teenage girls is the best way to do it:
10. While others find comments such as “lower your wand” to be quite normal, we just look at each other and all know what we’re thinking.
9. We enjoy the fact that Hermione “fell on top of” Harry.
8. Only we can find such random not-in-book scenes as “the flying note” and “you get those spiders, Ron” to be so amusing that we all laugh to the point that we all get strange stares.
7. We are still wondering what Harry and Hermione are going to do with the knowledge of a new entrance into the whomping willow-maybe give a new use to the shrieking shack….
6. We all can openly argue which one is the hottest: Harry, Ron, Draco, or Snape (?!?)
5. You always have someone to hold your hands during the scary parts
4. Only UA girls can make t-shirts that read “Ursuline Quidditch”
3. Only UA girls can wear plastic Harry Potter glasses and feel no embarrassment
2. Our comments made during the most serious parts include, but are not limited to: pedophiles, butt rape, underage sex, homosexuals, threesomes, using “toys” (such as a hippogriff feather), using a time turner to have “extra time” (if you catch my drift), and Harry and Hermione ”riding with each other” and another older man joining in.
1. Only we can laugh while the rest of the audience is dead silent as Harry “plays with his wand”
hope you enjoyed-on another note-happy super belated bday katie!
another note again -I ate my demerit i got today for wearing shorts-i also got the digestion help of Mair, Alison, ALice, Seamus,...others too
highty night
Here is my top ten list since i have seen it already in its perverted, innuendo-full glory:
Top 10 reasons why seeing Harry Potter with teenage girls is the best way to do it:
10. While others find comments such as “lower your wand” to be quite normal, we just look at each other and all know what we’re thinking.
9. We enjoy the fact that Hermione “fell on top of” Harry.
8. Only we can find such random not-in-book scenes as “the flying note” and “you get those spiders, Ron” to be so amusing that we all laugh to the point that we all get strange stares.
7. We are still wondering what Harry and Hermione are going to do with the knowledge of a new entrance into the whomping willow-maybe give a new use to the shrieking shack….
6. We all can openly argue which one is the hottest: Harry, Ron, Draco, or Snape (?!?)
5. You always have someone to hold your hands during the scary parts
4. Only UA girls can make t-shirts that read “Ursuline Quidditch”
3. Only UA girls can wear plastic Harry Potter glasses and feel no embarrassment
2. Our comments made during the most serious parts include, but are not limited to: pedophiles, butt rape, underage sex, homosexuals, threesomes, using “toys” (such as a hippogriff feather), using a time turner to have “extra time” (if you catch my drift), and Harry and Hermione ”riding with each other” and another older man joining in.
1. Only we can laugh while the rest of the audience is dead silent as Harry “plays with his wand”
hope you enjoyed-on another note-happy super belated bday katie!
another note again -I ate my demerit i got today for wearing shorts-i also got the digestion help of Mair, Alison, ALice, Seamus,...others too
highty night