I must be really HOT!!!!
So this morning as I woke up at the butt crack of dawn I did not know that I would be the object of someones affection....but lo and behold, I must be one sexy number....
This morning I had to go to court to see about my ticket.... lemme tell you, never ever go solo in the carpool lane.... not unless you have $341.00 to just throw away like that... so as I waited many long hours to talk to the judge...it was finally my turn...I pleaded guilty...cause I know that I was wrong...then she dropped the charge to $280.00...you either have the opton to pay or to do community service...I choose the community service, why not...maybe I can come in handy to some one....(here is the good part)
So as I left the court room the court attendant opened the door for me (little ole me) and said "Hey there dark and lovely" then I was like "HUH!" oh yeah, me?!?!? then he asked me how I was doing and I told him that I was doing fine, then I asked him how he was doing, and he said "I'm better now that I have seen your smile" *blush* then I smiled again....then I had to wait outside...but I opted to go to the restroom first cause I had to pee like a bat outta hell....then I came back and he was mad crazy staring at me....so then he gave everyone else their papers and saved mine for last so that he could talk to me in private..... then he was like how old are you, and I said, "21" and he was like perfect....and i asked him and he was like,"how old do I look" and I said you look about 25, and he said, "good guess but, add three more years"....then he asked me where was my boyfriend, and I told him that he was at home.... and he also asked how long we were together.... and I told it that it was going on 2 years....and he said, "Oh, well I'm not gonna mess that up"....so then I said, "It was a pleasure meeting you" and shook his hand goodbye and he said, "I'll see you around" and I know that he watched me walk away cause he was like, "Later Jones".....
So that was that for the day...He was mighty fine for a brotha.... you can't blame me for that.....so then I came to Al's house and told him the whole little spiel.... then I asked him if it would be ok to have male frends....and he said...NO....reason being that me having male friends is a potential risk because he thinks that they will be all over me.... and he does not want any more mishaps...the same things that happened with Security.... he could not be trusted.....but the only male friends that I am allowed to have are gay male friends...apparently they are not as big of a threat....but that is almost impossible cause the only gay men that I know are Will and Jack.... and apparently THEY AREN'T GAY!
This morning I had to go to court to see about my ticket.... lemme tell you, never ever go solo in the carpool lane.... not unless you have $341.00 to just throw away like that... so as I waited many long hours to talk to the judge...it was finally my turn...I pleaded guilty...cause I know that I was wrong...then she dropped the charge to $280.00...you either have the opton to pay or to do community service...I choose the community service, why not...maybe I can come in handy to some one....(here is the good part)
So as I left the court room the court attendant opened the door for me (little ole me) and said "Hey there dark and lovely" then I was like "HUH!" oh yeah, me?!?!? then he asked me how I was doing and I told him that I was doing fine, then I asked him how he was doing, and he said "I'm better now that I have seen your smile" *blush* then I smiled again....then I had to wait outside...but I opted to go to the restroom first cause I had to pee like a bat outta hell....then I came back and he was mad crazy staring at me....so then he gave everyone else their papers and saved mine for last so that he could talk to me in private..... then he was like how old are you, and I said, "21" and he was like perfect....and i asked him and he was like,"how old do I look" and I said you look about 25, and he said, "good guess but, add three more years"....then he asked me where was my boyfriend, and I told him that he was at home.... and he also asked how long we were together.... and I told it that it was going on 2 years....and he said, "Oh, well I'm not gonna mess that up"....so then I said, "It was a pleasure meeting you" and shook his hand goodbye and he said, "I'll see you around" and I know that he watched me walk away cause he was like, "Later Jones".....
So that was that for the day...He was mighty fine for a brotha.... you can't blame me for that.....so then I came to Al's house and told him the whole little spiel.... then I asked him if it would be ok to have male frends....and he said...NO....reason being that me having male friends is a potential risk because he thinks that they will be all over me.... and he does not want any more mishaps...the same things that happened with Security.... he could not be trusted.....but the only male friends that I am allowed to have are gay male friends...apparently they are not as big of a threat....but that is almost impossible cause the only gay men that I know are Will and Jack.... and apparently THEY AREN'T GAY!