There is a simple solution to your problem. Neil Gaiman. Candles. Three portions of New York Cheesecake (sauce dependant on fruit in season at the time). Rose petal covered feather bed. Lemon yogurt. One squeegee. Internet footage optional.
Squeegee is required for the proper application / smoothing of the yogurt, of course. The third portion of cheesecake is in tribute to fate that it would gift you with such a visitation (or, if you want some later, of course...if the fates don't get to their portion in a timely fashion, it is their bad). Alternately, you could use it to coat the windows and block out all of those damn peeping toms and tonias...well, until Neil licks the windows clean. You know he would.
Oh! i thought it was for you... well i understand if you arent interested. in the cheesecake i mean. actually im kinda over neil for now. its REALLY hard to maintain a crush on a celebrity that you dont know and have never met. real people on the other hand. um.... i guess youll hear about it in my next post. stay tuned ok? <3 g
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*smacks you*
and its all your fault. im the best, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P
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hey, whose the third piece of cheescake for??
you devil!!
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<3
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