Attempting to cheer myself up with massive quantities of stupid quizzes. The results are short and I'm lazy. Deal with it.
I'M 55.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU? Only 55.5%? I'm getting tame in my old age. ;-)
I'm 80% fanatical about IM. HOW SICK ARE YOU? Oh, honestly. Is anyone surprised?
I'm a Cosmopolitan,
discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!
I'M 49 PROOF. HOW DRUNK ARE YOU? Funny, since I hate alcohol and haven't drunk any in the past fourteen years.