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there were about 5 flies in my house, and my brother chris was running around the house screaming loud obscene things and smacking them. he wipped out the spray and started spraying one and it kept flying and he goes
"JESUS CHRIST THIS MAKES ME WANNA PUNCH A BABY IN THE FUCKING FACE"
i laughed so hard at that because just the sheer thought of him impailing a baby thats sitting in a carseat and just BAM! haha and then he says
"What's he gonna do all day, HE SQUISHED PEAS AND SHIT HIS BRAINS OUT FOR ME TO CLEAN UP?!"
what a great morning.
"JESUS CHRIST THIS MAKES ME WANNA PUNCH A BABY IN THE FUCKING FACE"
i laughed so hard at that because just the sheer thought of him impailing a baby thats sitting in a carseat and just BAM! haha and then he says
"What's he gonna do all day, HE SQUISHED PEAS AND SHIT HIS BRAINS OUT FOR ME TO CLEAN UP?!"
what a great morning.