Meme... Translation Party

Aug 28, 2009 16:06

Ok, so I really should be gearing up for BTS... since school starts in 10 days. But, shiny meme beckoned, via blamebrampton and others, so here it is:

Quoted from Brammers: Some strange, twisted genius has invented Translation Party, a site that translates your text from English to Japanese and back, and back, and back, until it reaches an equilibrium where the translations are stable.

Take the first lines from 10 of your fics (I tried to go with the longer ones where possible), and put it into the textbox... then copy the final result beneath.

A very tired-looking tawny owl sought out Pomona Sprout in her office near greenhouse three.
Aloha, Neville
Becomes...
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. Hmm... but, one of the more interesting ones that appeared along the way, was: 3 Morifukuroupomonasupurauto greenhouse, 12:59,1 one or two minutes, one minute one office is very one, two questions one is close to being bored.

Neville couldn't believe the state of the garden at the Burrow.
In An Unkempt Garden
Becomes...
Barrow, Neville did not believe the state of the garden.

Alexandru Macek looked grim.
Touched by Dragons
Becomes...
Arekusandorumasekku was difficult.

Professor Neville Longbottom was just finishing his first year teaching Herbology at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Summer Lovin'
Becomes...
Another "it is doubtful..." message. But, the last one listed was: Professor Neville Longbottom Uizadoryihoguwatsu 1111111 2 years old his first one-year spell spell 2 Habutsu leader.

Draco Malfoy pushed through the blue-framed glass door of LJ Coffee House and paused to inhale the aroma of freshly brewed coffee.
An Unlikely Addiction
Becomes...
My privacy policy through the glass door frame, Dorakomarufoiburu depressed breathing the aroma of freshly brewed coffee and coffee house.

Harry Potter stopped dead in his tracks, nearly dropping the carton of supplies he’d purchased for Blades, his Soho salon.
Harry's Digital Obsession
Becomes...
He is, in most cases, the full Sohosaron Daunharipotta Buredodebaisu, died in Canada, this check box is removed.

The battle raged everywhere around him, spells crackling with rainbow hues the only source of light.
To Boldly Go Where No Wizard Has Gone Before
Becomes...
Information itself, the spelling of the color of the rainbow colors of the light source information, the only domain information Faitingupachipachi Gushing.

Potions Master Bill Weasley sauntered into Hogwarts’ Great Hall just before the Sorting Ceremony was to begin.
Warm Welcome
Becomes...
Before the ceremony, Sue potion Masutabiruuizurihoguwatsu 255-9406 Guniokutsurogiitadakemasu.

Bill Weasley approached the gargoyle at the base of the Headmaster’s staircase, chuckling at his choice of password.
Initiation
Becomes...
It is doubtful... And the password to an important step approach was chosen Biruuizuri gargoyle smile.

The tall, dark form of Severus Snape could be seen, silhouetted against the window of the Head’s office.
Not So Predictable
Becomes...
Seburususuneipu tall, dark form, I saw the silhouette of the windows of the headquarters office.

fic, meme

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