Mark Evans' Secret Revealed!
I really can't stop laughing now...
Gotta love JK for her sense of humor. That was the best answer I've read in a long time.
Although... I knew that would be the one.
If you haven't go and check her site in the FAQ section, the results of the poll... I was hoping the Sirius Black question would win, although it would have been fun to read her answer at the is Sirius Snape Lily's Long lost brother? one.
I just noticed how similar JK's humor is to yours, anazecria . No, I'm not flattering you. And yes, I am BC fan number one, but that doesn't have anything to do with the vixen!