A logistical nightmare

May 15, 2003 02:29

I used to be the Angel of Death. I carried a big flaming sword, I made sulphur rain, I purged Sodom and Gomorra. That was my job ( Read more... )

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mistigris May 14 2003, 23:40:40 UTC
Also by Divine Creed our quota's for random acts of generosity have been bumped up to five a day.

Ha! Does that mean you'll finally give poor demonic Orlando a good shag? I consider that an act of generosity.

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Re: angel_sean May 14 2003, 23:43:26 UTC
From what I hear Orlando is getting shagged quite a bit.

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angel_orli May 14 2003, 23:47:59 UTC
Which in turn makes everyone wonder if I'm as promiscuous as my other half. *frets*

*leans chin on Sean's shouler, nibbling on my lip anxiously*

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mistigris May 14 2003, 23:50:13 UTC
*purrs*

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Fair One. I'd say you're firmly under lock and key to this guy right here. At least, that's what everyone says. Of course, down under, we'd call that a pet, but that's unfair to assume that.

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angel_orli May 15 2003, 00:00:10 UTC
You call it what you want. I'm happy with him and that's all that matters. You demons can try to stir up trouble all you want, it won't change a thing.

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mistigris May 15 2003, 00:02:57 UTC
Oh, I'm not suggesting that you change, innocent Orlando. You play your part and we'll play ours. It's all a part of the Great Plan. Frankly, I could care less who you shag and who you don't. Irritating angels is just what I do.

You can't blame a demon for being a demon, can you? *smiles graciously*

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angel_orli May 15 2003, 00:10:30 UTC
Nope, I can't.

And I must say you're one of the more gracious, persuasive, intelligent ones.

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mistigris May 15 2003, 00:17:33 UTC
Well, I can certainly appreciate any artistic endeavor, and I do have to say that I was most impressed by your mural. At the end of the day, it is all about a job well done.

Aww, Orli, for some reason, it's too easy to pick on you. I just can't do it. *laughs* But I really like to see more of your work. NO strings attached. Come on now, I am an art affectionado. Anyway, I do have to get back to thwarting angel plans. *laughs again*

See you around, Pristine One.

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angel_orli May 15 2003, 00:20:25 UTC
That sounds really good to me. You're welcome up anytime.

I've been thinking of installation art next. Imagine this....various clouds, shaped like Elvis. We'll have Fat!Elvis, Thin!Elvis, LoveMeTender!Elvis...the works.

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mistigris May 15 2003, 00:27:31 UTC
Tsk tsk.

No disrespecting the King. I admit that I do have a liking for Elvis Presley. I think his Sun Sessions were the best of the lot although I really liked Las Vegas Elvis too. Ah, decisions decisions.

I can't wait to see it, Orlando.

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Re: angel_sean May 14 2003, 23:50:41 UTC
*smiles over his shoulder at you*

I know you aren't.

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angel_orli May 15 2003, 00:13:04 UTC
*kisses the tips of your wings*

I love you.

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Re: angel_sean May 15 2003, 00:17:31 UTC
*beams*

As I love you.

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angel_orli May 15 2003, 00:26:39 UTC
*purrs against your wings*

Come to bed with me.

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Re: angel_sean May 15 2003, 00:29:55 UTC
*grabs you and pops out of existence*

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angel_miller May 15 2003, 08:13:01 UTC
This is not LOVE Orlando. It masquerades as love, but it is only temptation with the prettiest of strings attached...

*puts clipboard down*

We all feel temptation... I too have felt the stirrings of passion within my soul. But my soul belongs to our Father and I would not consider the delights of the flesh as comparing to the Light he has given me...

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