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angel_sean

A logistical nightmare

May 15, 2003 02:29

I used to be the Angel of Death. I carried a big flaming sword, I made sulphur rain, I purged Sodom and Gomorra. That was my job ( Read more... )

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wakeofthemoon May 14 2003, 23:35:59 UTC

Woohoo! I have the next week off! I am so going to hog the Paradise Spa and the Sauna.

Thanks again, man. I really appreciate it.

*grins at Karl* And I hear you'll be coming along on my vacation. Thank God for some good company, man.

*whispers* I fry a mean breakfast. *winks*

demon_hall May 14 2003, 23:41:17 UTC

Oh for god's sake, if that's not an innuendo, I don't know what is. "I fry a mean breakfast," come on, man, get some better material!

wakeofthemoon May 14 2003, 23:46:04 UTC

*smirks*

Or I suppose I could always just drop to my knees and get straight to the point. I guess we can't all be as subtle as you, eh?

*mutters a very un-angelic word under his breath*

Re: demon_hall May 14 2003, 23:48:16 UTC

*Bursts out laughing*

Dude, you're supposed to be an angel and you're over here fuckin swearing because I called you on your innuendo? What the fuck? I'm surprised bolts of lightning didn't come down from the sky and zap you or something!

And dude, if you want the guy, get right to the fucking point! For all you know, he's spending his nights in God's bed!

Re: angel_sean May 14 2003, 23:51:42 UTC

*lightning bolt leaps out of the sky and cracks into the ground at your feet*

Don't talk about God that way.

Re: demon_hall May 14 2003, 23:52:19 UTC

*Shrugs*

Hey, everyone makes mistakes!

Re: angel_sean May 14 2003, 23:55:04 UTC

That's a bad one to make.

Re: demon_hall May 14 2003, 23:55:34 UTC

So what? I'm already damned, what else can happen to me?

Re: angel_sean May 14 2003, 23:58:37 UTC

Have you ever had a lightning enema? No? I don't suggest you try one then.

Re: demon_hall May 14 2003, 23:59:22 UTC

*Smirks*

How can you be sure what I've had and haven't had?

Re: angel_sean May 15 2003, 00:05:35 UTC

*sniffs*

Because I can smell you.

Re: demon_hall May 15 2003, 00:07:08 UTC

*Scoffs*

Yeah, sure, whatever.

*Twirls his finger around his temple*

Think Mr. Angel here's gone a little mental.

Re: angel_sean May 15 2003, 00:09:29 UTC

Are they still doing mass orgies to invite you into the hellish host?

Re: demon_hall May 15 2003, 00:09:59 UTC

*Shrugs*

I was told about one, probably won't go.

Re: angel_sean May 15 2003, 00:13:26 UTC

A demon not going to one of the mass orgies?

Be still my heart.

Re: demon_hall May 15 2003, 00:14:29 UTC

*Shrugs*

Is that not unheard of or something? It's my own choice to go, quite frankly, I'd rather not go.

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