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May 07, 2003 19:00

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'98.3%
Never taken out of the packaging 60.7%Shamelessness100%
76.2% Sex Drive 100%
74.3%Straightness98.2%
Just go fuck something, okay? 39.3% Gayness 100%
78.5%
Fucking Sick99.1%
Refreshingly normal 87.4%
You are 97.19% pure
Average Score: 68.8%

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angelewan May 7 2003, 22:58:44 UTC

Oh, I wish I was as good as you, Sean.

*gazes at you with wide eyed adoration*

Could you teach me?

Re: angel_sean May 8 2003, 02:47:02 UTC

I got a 97.19%!

*looks very nervous*

I should have gotten at most a 98%. Oh I am going to be in so much trouble!

Re: angelewan May 8 2003, 06:39:16 UTC

*wrings hands*

Oh, Sean, I...I...have been tempted, oh woe, I do not know what to do, oh help me please, please, sob, wail, weep.

Re: angel_sean May 8 2003, 06:44:23 UTC

*pushes you down on your knees*

*gets down on his knees*

*takes your hands*

We must pray!

*bows his head and starts praying fervently*

Re: angelewan May 8 2003, 07:25:00 UTC

Again?

Oh, very well.

Dear God Our Heavenly Father,

I have been tempted, but You already knew that. The sins of the flesh are so enticing and I know not what to do! Please help me to be strong, Lord God Almighty. Please help me to be like Sean. I wish only to serve Your Divinity in All Things!

I say these things in the name of Your Son, Our Lord Saviour, Jesus Christ, Amen.

Re: angel_sean May 8 2003, 07:27:49 UTC

Amen!

*looks up at you*

Who do you want to sin with?

Re: angelewan May 8 2003, 07:58:00 UTC

Um...that Angelina. She's...she's very pretty.

Re: angel_sean May 8 2003, 08:00:38 UTC

*eyes go wide*

No no no! You must stay away from Angelina until she ... until we are sure of her alliances!

johnny_engel May 8 2003, 09:15:02 UTC

Hmph. I knew this would happen.

Re: angel_sean May 8 2003, 09:19:14 UTC

What would happen?

johnny_engel May 8 2003, 09:20:34 UTC

That one of us would be tempted. It is a good thing we are all in this together.

Re: angel_sean May 8 2003, 09:23:24 UTC

*sighs*

We're strong. WE can do this!

wakeofthemoon May 8 2003, 09:26:32 UTC

Okay, last call for bacon and eggs before we all turn into some Dionne Warwick support group network.

*Tries very hard not to roll eyes*

Re: angel_sean May 8 2003, 09:28:59 UTC

Oh! Please!

*gets in line*

johnny_engel May 8 2003, 09:29:42 UTC

You didn't have to deal with that demon for hours like I did. Anyway, what are you so worked up about?

wakeofthemoon May 8 2003, 09:32:32 UTC

I'm not worked up. I just don't want to see us angels turning into Care Bears.

*holds up sizzling frying pan* Croutons, Johnny?

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