You're an expolsion, but you're dynamite
My mother is forcing me to get the HPV vaccinne. If you aren't familar with it it prevents women from contracting the Human Papalonian[I can't spell] Viris, which can cause many bad things such as genital warts, cancer of the cervix and ovaries, and infetility. It's a sexually transmitted disease and my mother is concerned that I may contract it. Awesome. I thought that she trusted me. She says that it has to be given when a girl is still a virgin but shes wants me to get it before when I'm still 16. I guess that she [along with the rest of society] expects that my virginity will be thrown away soon like yesterdays paper. I've told her countless times about my plans of waiting until marrige and it that changes I promised her that I'll get the vaccinne myself. I stand by that because for me, sex will not be a spurofthemoment thing. I plan on talking it out first, true it's not as romantic but then again, niether is morning sickness and stretch marks. I'm just really insulted that my mother is anticipating me getting a sexually transmitted disease. I understand that the FDA is encouraged by the FDA for virgin girls 12-18 but most girls these days give up their virginity soon after they give up fingerpaints. The best part was when she said that I'd thank her one day. What was that supposed to mean? Does she expect me to wake up one morning in bed with a hangover next to the guy in the dorm room diagonal to me who last week told me that he had HPV and call her and earnestly thank her for providing me with a safety net for my stupidity. She must have a lot of faith in me. It's bad enough that my doctors already assume that I'm lieing to them all the time. I'm so looking forward to walking into Vampire Ramani's office and telling her that I'm interested in a shot that garentees that I can have unprotected sex and not get HPV so that she can ask if "the boyfriend" and I have been up to partying again and have been sleeping around. Then VR will prolly assume that I have every form of a sexually transmitted disease out there and make me get my blood drawn until I'm white in the face. Then when she finds out that my blood is as unblemished as her drinking water she'll add my fresh vials of blood to her Andrea blood collection in the freezer in her basement, if she hasn't already drunk them. Another excuse is that I could get raped. Don't mistake her for a concerned parent because she was going to make her 16 year old daughter walk home from the game last night at 10 o'clock because she didn't want to miss her show. I'm pretty sure that she's gone insane.