THE KICKASS ASS-KICKING FUNDRAISER!!!
S'up bitches! Be there or be square!
ON WEDNSDAY APRIL 18TH AT THE CADILLAC LOUNGE IN GOOD OL’ PARKDALE TORONTO IT’S “THE KICKASS ASS-KICKING FUNDRAISER”!! COME HELP TORONTO BURLESQUE STAR PENNY WHISTLETON RAISE MONEY FOR PRO-WRESTLING SCHOOL!!
That’s right kids! ‘The Loud Redhead’ has started getting back in shape and is ready to learn how to kick some serious ass!! “But, but I’m a poor starving artist! How ever will I raise the money to afford pro-wrestling training?!” By doing what I do best baby! By putting on a KILLER Burlesque show!
Do you know what that means kids? That means BOOBS and tons of them coming out for some fresh spring air!! ;)
SEE!
Penny Whistleton spin 4 TASSLES AT ONCE! (ASSLES! That’s right! Ass-tassles!)
http://myspace.com/pennywhistleton
SEE!
The sultry and sensual Ginger Wilde!
http://www.myspace.com/gnomiemonster
SEE!
The mad antics of Miranda Askew!
http://www.myspace.com/flyingstriptease
SEE!
Toronto’s original Queen of Gorelesque Miss Mittins!
http://www.myspace.com/missmittinskittins
SEE!
The hypnotizing sway of contortionist Pyrate Paradox!
http://www.myspace.com/larissaparadox
SEE!
That fire-spinning, rockabilly cutie Virginia D’Vine!
http://www.myspace.com/lebutton
BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!
The show is being hosted (and partially written, although I’m not sure how) by the sweet, but dim-witted Wolfman
http://profile.myspace.com/2874167
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ciWdu4Wuy4
Mysterion the Mind Reader will blow your mind with his amazing mental powers (and he owns over 1400 wrestling figures!! It’s all his fault he made me like wrestling)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDR1XPCOI38
http://www.myspace.com/mysterion
And Mysterion’s lovely fiancé Kayla Pin Lynn ‘The Human Pin-Cushion” will perform gruesome feats of pain tolerance, and other delightful Carnival Sideshow acts!!
http://www.myspace.com/Kaylapinlynn
AND WE’VE GOT MUSIC TOO!!!
HEAR!
DJ Blue Demon of The Blue Demons, and the CKLN radio show “The Demon’s Lair”
HEAR!
Ball-sy female fronted grunge rock group Tripping Hazard!
http://www.myspace.com/trippinghazard
HEAR!
The all female instrumental Garage-Surf of The Z-Rays!
http://www.myspace.com/thezraysareexceptiona
HEAR!
Yes that’s right they opened for The Misfits, The Famous Monsters!
http://www.myspace.com/thefamousmonsters
PHEW! THAT’S A LOT OF STUFF!! WHAT?! THAT’S NOT IT?!
No way kids! We’re also gonna have a Silent Auction on some awesome art, tattoo gift certificate, a pin-up/boudoir photoshoot, an appearance by Mysterion at your next event or party and more! We’re also gonna have raffle prizes AND IF ANY WRESTLERS OR FEDS OUT THERE HAVE A T-SHIRT OR MAYBE A PAIR OF TICKETS TO YOUR NEXT EVENT THAT YOU CAN DONATE TO THE RAFFLE PLEASE EMAIL ME AT penny.whistleton@gmail.com It would be greatly appreciated!
AND WOLFMAN AND I HAVE SOME SURPRISES YOU WRESTLING FANS ARE GONNA FLIP OVER AND I’LL HAVE THE BLUE ANGEL AND PENNY WHISTLETON T-SHIRTS PINS AND PHOTOS FOR SALE!!!
SO BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
WEDNSDAY APRIL 18TH AT THE CADILLAC LOUNGE (1296 Queen St. W. just west of Dufferin in beautiful Parkdale, Toronto) Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm, the cover is a minimum donation of $10. The Cadillac Lounge has great food, so I recommend making a reservation (probably won’t get a table if you don’t) having a late dinner. And don’t worry it is a weekday so the show will not go too late,