Things I Have Learned This Week
Things I Have Learned This Week:
1) When you are on the bottom rung of corporate hierarchy, do not tell the truth about anything ever. It does not end well.
2) It is difficult to keep your alts secret when you answer to 'Admiral' on the kingdom channel out of habit.
3) The Chai Tea Lattes at Panera are like being snuggled by Jesus.
4) Some people will continue not to talk to you even if you offer them cookies and/or presents. These people are commonly referred to as idiots for passing up cookies and/or presents. I mean, I gave Justin my address for the sake of getting presents. And I am so much lower on the creepy stalker scale than he is.
5) Not many things rhyme with 'penisnipple.'
1) When you are on the bottom rung of corporate hierarchy, do not tell the truth about anything ever. It does not end well.
2) It is difficult to keep your alts secret when you answer to 'Admiral' on the kingdom channel out of habit.
3) The Chai Tea Lattes at Panera are like being snuggled by Jesus.
4) Some people will continue not to talk to you even if you offer them cookies and/or presents. These people are commonly referred to as idiots for passing up cookies and/or presents. I mean, I gave Justin my address for the sake of getting presents. And I am so much lower on the creepy stalker scale than he is.
5) Not many things rhyme with 'penisnipple.'