Public Intro:
Once upon a time there was a level headed Maiden that always made the wrong decision. Mainly because she didn't know that she was really a human transformer (Robot in disguise) who had the ability to be invisible. In her homeland, "What The Hell Did BT Say?", she was master of making Ravioli and later made a living suing Court Jester’s. These Court Jester’s were not only sexually stunning but visually addictive as well.
They created a dance involving little to no clothing called "Britney Spears" and it was extremely extreme! So extreme Maiden’s became flatulent and fuzzy to the touch. Once these transformations started to happen some Maiden’s started to have the texture of congealed cheese, while others were similar to butter in texture and appearance. So much so, that the Iron Maiden’s, began to use them for their cooking show.
But no one remembered the Cricket Freddy that stole tins of tuna, enjoyed the smell of rotten eggs, and killed people in their dreams. His Cricket friend Jason was constantly high and tasted like fried chicken. They later became master bloggers and soon started a war between My Space and Live Journal. This was so popular that Cricketors turned it into the movie formerly known as "Freddy Vs. Jason". But because it didn't do as well as they would have liked Freddy became a part time lewd street performer who used his beat poetry to hustle, and poor Jason discovered that he was once a real life muppet before he became a real life terminator.
Some Maiden’s were Banshee-like and the Kingdom believed it was because they were from Ireland. But once they realized how benevolent to a fault they were they refocused their attention on screwing up the Kingdom that was now full of bees. Only the hermit living in the big city really knew that the bees were really poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history future. It was either that or they were trying to spare themselves the humiliation that they all fell in an outhouse and died. The hermit Cricket can't really remember, which would explain why other Cricket’s question his sanity and think he's started a cult of immortal hard-core grave robbing brand of soylent green breakfast cereal.
But their not really sure because sometimes they have a hard time understanding the Dalai Cricket. Especially since the only advice he's given is that like in nature to a banana peel is to a train-riding hobo is to a Kangaroo. Nobody gets it, but that's partly due to the fact that he smells like a cross between Teen Spirit and Turnips at all times. But now that there is an out break of AlienCricket Flu that causes you to develop a deadly strain of projectile vomit, all the Maiden’s have a taste for acorns and are developing a sixth sense for detecting the presence of not only Goblins but bull shit from their King named Bush.
Apparently he laughs at anything (even this entry) because he's jealous that the King known as Pretentious Academia is the master of storytelling and told on his friend Dick for shooting another fellow King that just so happened to be an Cricketer. So because this little Maiden was so bad at making decisions and couldn't get on Tenncare, she lived with her parents for the rest of her Maiden life... or at least until she gets medicated. Something like that.
Don't add her so you can be one of those people with the most friends. She's not down with that. When she friends people, she likes to actually talk to them.
She likes to friend people that have something in common with her. Not just a TV Show, or certain music, but more so her out look on life. If you don't agree with everything, that's fine. She likes having a mature discussion with people.
She likes having people on her list that have some of her friends on their list as well. For her it's a deal breaker, because she honestly believes that if both of you gravitate towards the same people, the both of your chances of getting along with each other are greater. But if you don't have friends in common, that doesn't bother her so much.
"What is fun and sparkly and great about X, doesn't always translate into a fun journal to read." And she completely agrees with that. She doesn't mind people posting about their favorite artists, because that's not only how you get to know each other better, but where new interests come along. What she doesn't like is when a person posts nothing but NSYNC or My Chemical Romance. She thinks it gets old really fast. She doesn't friend you for your media, she friends you because there is something about you she's attracted to.
She always reads people's journals, because she needs to get a feel of who you are. If you want to get a feel of her... ask her. Not in a sexual way. Get your mind out of the gutter!
"Sometimes I'm really bad about commenting. When I do it's usually in my head instead of using fingers to get letters that form words that turn into sentences for you to read." And that's basically how she is. She may not always comment, but she does read your journal.
If she's skipping your posts, she feels there is no point in having you on her list. She's not reading anything you say, so it's best that she ends the friendship instead the both of you continue to ignore each other.
She's not going to friend anyone under the age of 18 anymore. She usually doesn't have anything in common with "Children" and finds that most of the time they don't have anything to talk about. She doesn't want to hear about "My baby daddy Ray Ray didn't pay child support" or whatever teenagers are talking about now days... or doing really.
She doesn't add people that have annoying spelling habits. You don't understand?
EX: OMG! LYKE GUYS, HE IS ZOOOOO NOT DATING HUR! DUH! HE BELONGZ TA ME!
OR
OmG! LyKe GuYz He Is ZoOoOo NoT dAtInG hUr! DuH! He BeLoNgZ tA mE!
She hates that shit and she really doesn't have the time or patience to sit down and read or decode what your ass is saying. Hence why she doesn't friend anyone under 18.
Since we're on the subject of time, she has time to read things based on daily events. So friending and defriending is basically how her day is so that she can read the content in your journal. It's not really a reflection of who you are as a person.
Which brings her to her next subject.
If you have a friends only banner and she friends you back or you friend her, she's taking a chance in getting to know you and would assume the same thing from you friending her. But in reality she's also wondering why, if her journal is locked, you friended her. The only way anyone can find her journal is if she links her journal somewhere, you've seen her journal on someone else's friend page or in some community.
She defriends anyone who becomes annoying to her or if you've said something that she finds has personally insulted her. She understands a difference of opinion, but there are limits.
She likes having people around who challenges her intellectually. She loves learning things from people. If she doesn't understand something she's not ashamed to ask, no matter how stupid the question may come across to others. She believes in order to become a wiser and better person, you need to surround yourself with wiser and better people. She also believes that wisdom is having a lot to say and not saying it. Have fun figuring out her Maiden mind and how the wonders of her maze work.
She has friends with different personalities, religions, and races. So that means she also has friends who are sarcastic and even down right rude. So she thinks you should just deal with it. She also DOES NOT, under any circumstance, tolerate people who bash each other in her journal. Take that shit somewhere else.
She usually doesn't add people that are associated with JC-Source. She finds that often they have too many misunderstandings with words and that they end up not getting along. So she would appreciate it if you would do her a favor and not friend her if you have anything to do with JC-Source.
She defriends people who have dead journals (Non-Updaters), and who don't comment in her journal OR don't respond to a comment she's made to them. You don't have to comment all the time, but there isn't any type of friendship if it's all one sided and there's no communication.
She also defriends randomly. The only time she says anything when she defriends is when she's making a major cut in friends. She finds that if you say anything most of the time is causes drama. She also finds that if she's cut you, and you ask her why when she's made no mention, that you check your info page too damn much. She doesn't defriend that often. Trust me.
There are days where she'll make as many as 6 posts, but the majority of the time she makes 3 or less.
If you defriend her, that's fine. She realizes that people change interests and that she doesn't always say things people like. She'll be curious and she'll want to know why, but you don't have to give her an explanation.
She adds you because she's interested in you and you're here because she likes you. Simple as that.
Some people will say she's an acquired taste. Her friend Joanne says it's because she's blunt. And she's right. She is blunt and she speaks her mind on a number of issues, suffering the reprocustions of her actions later. If you're not willing to accept her points of view respectfully or disagree with her respectfully, then you might as well turn around. She says a lot of things people don't agree with.
She also doesn't apologize for anything she's said, unless she knows she's been wrong. She doesn't see the point in apologizing for what's already been said. She believes that later on that won't matter when you're upset and reliving all the things she's said to you.
She's a bitch like that. Are you turned off yet?
Anyways, this Live Journal is for her. So she makes it all about her by bitching and complaining when she feels like it. If you don't like that or want to be around that, then turn around. If you friend her and change your mind, then defriend her. It doesn't matter either way.