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Friend: Fanfiction is creepy.
Me: And I'm sure you've never done anything creepy in your life.
F: I never said that. But I don't post it online.
Me: The key is a pseudonym.
F: Like Jack the Ripper?
Me: Jackie the fanfiction author.
F: Does she rip people?
Me: She slashes them...
F: ...
Me: ...
F: Well done.
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