I AM IN LOVE!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!!

[angel_karl]

I met the MOST gorgeous man the other day and *swoon!* *tosses white roses everywhere*

But he's a demon. UH-OH! I better not tell Marty Barty or he'll have fits of rage and we all have to work together to help Marty with his anger management issues!

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[demonicdominic]

*glares at A Karl*

Look, mate, you don't know me. Why are you saying I'm wonderful and dreamy and that you're in love with me? You don't even know me. So quit with the "I love you" business, alright? I'm a demon, we don't love, so you'd just end up hurt in the end.

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[angel_karl]

*swoons*

Dommmmmmmmmmm!

*looks at you dreamy eyed*

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[demonicdominic]

*facepalms*

Oh, crap.

*looks at you*

Why do you think you're in love with me? If anything, it's probably just infatuation.

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[angel_karl]

Because you are so beautiful!

*holds out a rose for you*

The first time I saw you I knew I loved you

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[demonicdominic]

*looks at you wearily*

*sighs and accepts the rose*

You know nothing about me, except what I look like. You can't base love on looks, trust me, I tried that when I was alive.

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[angel_karl]

No no!

You were klutzy!

*smiles shyly*

And they call me brainless.

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[demonicdominic]

Appearances can be deceiving.

*sighs*

I am klutzy! I destroyed the library in Hell and some weird sarcophagus-looking thing simply by touching them!

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[angel_karl]

*gets even more moony-eyed*

Wow...

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[demonicdominic]

*facepalms again*

Oh, for chrissake.

*looks at you*

Look, mate, you're a nice guy. I'm not very nice. I'm a fucking demon. You don't want me, trust me on that. I wouldn't be good for you or to you.

*is lying through his teeth*

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[angel_karl]

Most demons aren't klutzes.

*smiles*

I know.

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[demonicdominic]

*folds his arms across his chest*

And what do you know?

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[angel_karl]

I know that a real demon would have already laughed at me and left.

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[demonicdominic]

I believe in giving someone a fair chance.

*hesitates*

Unless he's thinking of raping me or something.

*glowers, thinking of D Viggo*

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[angel_karl]

*shrugs*

Against Angelic Code.

*smiles*

Want to go get some cookies?

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[demonicdominic]

*chuckles*

Wasn't referring to you, mate.

*shrugs*

What kind?

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[angel_karl]

Choccy chip!

They're so good!