may I simply assume they are in his fancy lab? if not I will edit it.paper_knightAugust 20 2011, 19:26:47 UTC
There is someone nosing around in your lab, Bhamba. Literally nosing, because Mark cannot quite bring himself to lick something he can't see. He doesn't know where any of this lab equipment's been.
"Neither can I. What's this?"
He reaches out and touches something that smells of salt and ozone, punches a few buttons at random.
"Neither can I. What's this?"
He reaches out and touches something that smells of salt and ozone, punches a few buttons at random.
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"That is my patented Getyourhandsoffofthatomatic. It is named after its significant and highly instructive descriptor GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THAT!"
Bhamba hastily stumbles towards Mark and pushes him away from the machine.
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"There's no need to shout."
Oh hey there's a switch on the wall, and a paper label that smells like licorice and lemon. What would happen if he flipped it?
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BONK!
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He swipes a hand in Bhamba's general direction, possibly to grab the mop, possibly to simply ward him off.
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...Probably not, since it will actually happen in the future. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS and Bhamba will in fact do it now.
Pulling Mark towards him. Giving him a good lick.
And not recognising the taste of newspaper clippings and citrus fruit at all.
"What are you even doing in my lab, you lemony lunatic?"
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"I'm the lunatic?"
He disentangles himself and wipes his face off with the back of his hand.
"I was looking for my office."
How he ended up on the tenth floor is a mystery.
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Because, you know, blind.
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He clears his throat.
"Or. Don't."
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He grins broadly.
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