LOG ENTRY
June 2010
with Augusuts Sinclair
→ [o] "Good God, that is the most boring show I've ever seen."
→ [o] "Just don't come crying to me if you get stabbed in your shower by some man in his mother's evening dress."
at Jack's party
→ [FAMILY EVENT] "And oh boy, is Bhamba ever into that kind of thing."
with Alex Kralie
→ [o] "Feathers. So many purple feathers."
with Subject Delta
→ [ö] "The crocodile stares."
July 2010
with Naoto Shirogane
→ [COMMUNICATIONIZING EVENT] "Is this a matchmaking service?"
with Augusuts Sinclair
→ [o] "My big brother is going to melt like a lab rat."
→ [o] "What happened to your drug addiction and my woman?"
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "Opposite personalities. Yours is probably a great guy."
→ [o] "What are you waiting for, get in here!"
→ [o] "That thing is really big."
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "You even sound like you had a romantic encounter with a giant fruit blender."
with Diogenes Pendergast
→ [o] "His eyes widen considerably and he begins to walk backwards, veeeeery slowly."
with Iceland
→ [o] "But I'm not ready to become a crocodile grandparent yet!"
with Aang
→ [o] "I like what you did with your lack of hair. Maybe I should try it sometime."
with nehoC rednaS
→ [MIRROR EVENT] "Hey! Watch whereOHMYGODNOTYOUAGAIN."
with Benny Stango
→ [MIRROR EVENT] "I don't have a drinking problem, and you can only die four times."
August 2010
with Anna Raven
→ [o] "I hate to break it to you, but that is not a particularly subtle euphemism for drug use"
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "If you need help, feel free to take the door this time."
→ [o] "How are my chances of you helping me get the old bag into my lab?"
→ [SHIRTLESS EVENT] "And also there are zombies everywhere."
→ [o] "I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awkward that was."
→ [o] "Can't I try the feathers and a sandwich?"
with Alex Kralie
→ [o] "I suggest you wait until she thaws and practice your aim for future reference."
with Alex Kralie's corpse
→ [o] "Seeing what caused the noise convinced him that retreating back inside was the best course of action."
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "Who died? Was it gruesome?"
with Augustus Sinclair
→ [o] "How do you feel about flowery dresses?"
with Sander Cohen
→ [o] "Your grasp on human entrails is impressive."
with Aloysius Pendergast
→ [ö] "Well. Yes, but she's not a great conversationalist."
→ [o] "Your brother has a wonderful neocortex."
with the Dormouse
→ [o] "Why am I yelling at a mouse?"
with Benny Stango
→ [o] "You'll remember that next time you get the urge to fuck with my brain, won't ya!"
September 2010
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "I...decided not to anymore. I don't remember why."
with Aloysius Pendergast
→ [o] "Do. Not. Mock. Me."
→ [DREAM EVENT] "Why, might I ask, are you naked?"
with Alex Kralie
→ [DREAM EVENT] "Nobody is a crocodile! There are no crocodiles anywhere!"
→ [DREAM EVENT] "I had a dog exactly like that once. She was a crocodile."
with Naoto Shirogane
→ [DREAM EVENT] "Crocodile Smiles is considered the greatest movie ever made."
with Haru
→ [o] "They will eat your brain from the inside!"
with Anna Raven
→ [o] "Long as I keep it fed, it ain't gonna' cause much ruckus, right?"
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "And by talk about your problem I mean take blood and tissue samples."
with Emma Pillsbury
→ [o] "Your shipment will arrive in December."
October 2010
with Daniel
→ [o] "WHAT IS THIS FIRE-MAKING KNAPSACK HOSE DEVILRY"
with Augustus Sinclair
→ [o] "Something smells like grilled bacon!"
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "What I was saying: I made some progress with your samples."
→ [o] "He wants me to take care of his cats for a little while."
November 2010
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "I'm afraid I will have to find a new assistant."
→ [AAHHHH!] "That hat really does compliment your sweater."
→ [AAHHHH!] "So he turns, bringing his wrench up and around with him in a vicious lash."
→ [SEXY DOOR TIMES] "As far as interpersonal relationships go this entire situation is way, way over his head."
with Santana Lopez
→ [AAHHHH!] "Usually I have to be way bitchier to get people to be mean to me."
with Ellis
→ [o] "No nuclear anything! Not even a tiny, nuclear pencil!"
with Daniel
→ [SEXY DOOR TIMES] "You're the antifungal rat man!"
with Inspector Zenigata
→ [SEXY DOOR TIMES] "Do you have anything important to say or are you just here to mess with me?"
with Alex Kralie
→ [o] "Then again, it sucks to die, presumably even if you are some kind of evil body-snatching crocodile-distributing mad-scientist."
with Tim
→ [o] "It wasn't here, I died, I come back AND THERE'S A WELCOME HOME CROCODILE IN MY CLOSET."
December 2010
Jingle Bell Rock
→ [o] "There's now a large crocodile with a pink bowtie lying under the buffet table."
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "What are you trying to do?"
with Jo Harvelle
→ [o] "The crocodile is off-limits!"
with Castiel
→ [o] "He senses her annoyance, and now feels a little bad for the glass."
with William Smithback
→ [o] "...I don't suppose you will be dropping dead again in the next five minutes?"
with Augusuts Sinclair
→ [o] "Good God, that is the most boring show I've ever seen."
→ [o] "Just don't come crying to me if you get stabbed in your shower by some man in his mother's evening dress."
at Jack's party
→ [FAMILY EVENT] "And oh boy, is Bhamba ever into that kind of thing."
with Alex Kralie
→ [o] "Feathers. So many purple feathers."
with Subject Delta
→ [ö] "The crocodile stares."
July 2010
with Naoto Shirogane
→ [COMMUNICATIONIZING EVENT] "Is this a matchmaking service?"
with Augusuts Sinclair
→ [o] "My big brother is going to melt like a lab rat."
→ [o] "What happened to your drug addiction and my woman?"
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "Opposite personalities. Yours is probably a great guy."
→ [o] "What are you waiting for, get in here!"
→ [o] "That thing is really big."
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "You even sound like you had a romantic encounter with a giant fruit blender."
with Diogenes Pendergast
→ [o] "His eyes widen considerably and he begins to walk backwards, veeeeery slowly."
with Iceland
→ [o] "But I'm not ready to become a crocodile grandparent yet!"
with Aang
→ [o] "I like what you did with your lack of hair. Maybe I should try it sometime."
with nehoC rednaS
→ [MIRROR EVENT] "Hey! Watch whereOHMYGODNOTYOUAGAIN."
with Benny Stango
→ [MIRROR EVENT] "I don't have a drinking problem, and you can only die four times."
August 2010
with Anna Raven
→ [o] "I hate to break it to you, but that is not a particularly subtle euphemism for drug use"
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "If you need help, feel free to take the door this time."
→ [o] "How are my chances of you helping me get the old bag into my lab?"
→ [SHIRTLESS EVENT] "And also there are zombies everywhere."
→ [o] "I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awkward that was."
→ [o] "Can't I try the feathers and a sandwich?"
with Alex Kralie
→ [o] "I suggest you wait until she thaws and practice your aim for future reference."
with Alex Kralie's corpse
→ [o] "Seeing what caused the noise convinced him that retreating back inside was the best course of action."
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "Who died? Was it gruesome?"
with Augustus Sinclair
→ [o] "How do you feel about flowery dresses?"
with Sander Cohen
→ [o] "Your grasp on human entrails is impressive."
with Aloysius Pendergast
→ [ö] "Well. Yes, but she's not a great conversationalist."
→ [o] "Your brother has a wonderful neocortex."
with the Dormouse
→ [o] "Why am I yelling at a mouse?"
with Benny Stango
→ [o] "You'll remember that next time you get the urge to fuck with my brain, won't ya!"
September 2010
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "I...decided not to anymore. I don't remember why."
with Aloysius Pendergast
→ [o] "Do. Not. Mock. Me."
→ [DREAM EVENT] "Why, might I ask, are you naked?"
with Alex Kralie
→ [DREAM EVENT] "Nobody is a crocodile! There are no crocodiles anywhere!"
→ [DREAM EVENT] "I had a dog exactly like that once. She was a crocodile."
with Naoto Shirogane
→ [DREAM EVENT] "Crocodile Smiles is considered the greatest movie ever made."
with Haru
→ [o] "They will eat your brain from the inside!"
with Anna Raven
→ [o] "Long as I keep it fed, it ain't gonna' cause much ruckus, right?"
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "And by talk about your problem I mean take blood and tissue samples."
with Emma Pillsbury
→ [o] "Your shipment will arrive in December."
October 2010
with Daniel
→ [o] "WHAT IS THIS FIRE-MAKING KNAPSACK HOSE DEVILRY"
with Augustus Sinclair
→ [o] "Something smells like grilled bacon!"
with Subject Delta
→ [o] "What I was saying: I made some progress with your samples."
→ [o] "He wants me to take care of his cats for a little while."
November 2010
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "I'm afraid I will have to find a new assistant."
→ [AAHHHH!] "That hat really does compliment your sweater."
→ [AAHHHH!] "So he turns, bringing his wrench up and around with him in a vicious lash."
→ [SEXY DOOR TIMES] "As far as interpersonal relationships go this entire situation is way, way over his head."
with Santana Lopez
→ [AAHHHH!] "Usually I have to be way bitchier to get people to be mean to me."
with Ellis
→ [o] "No nuclear anything! Not even a tiny, nuclear pencil!"
with Daniel
→ [SEXY DOOR TIMES] "You're the antifungal rat man!"
with Inspector Zenigata
→ [SEXY DOOR TIMES] "Do you have anything important to say or are you just here to mess with me?"
with Alex Kralie
→ [o] "Then again, it sucks to die, presumably even if you are some kind of evil body-snatching crocodile-distributing mad-scientist."
with Tim
→ [o] "It wasn't here, I died, I come back AND THERE'S A WELCOME HOME CROCODILE IN MY CLOSET."
December 2010
Jingle Bell Rock
→ [o] "There's now a large crocodile with a pink bowtie lying under the buffet table."
with Jack Ryan
→ [o] "What are you trying to do?"
with Jo Harvelle
→ [o] "The crocodile is off-limits!"
with Castiel
→ [o] "He senses her annoyance, and now feels a little bad for the glass."
with William Smithback
→ [o] "...I don't suppose you will be dropping dead again in the next five minutes?"