[video] Episode 19: In which Bhamba plunges into the uncanny valley. Repeatedly.

[angel_junk]

[ The video feed in Bhamba's lab turns on. At first it shows nothing. ]

I'll be right back!

[ Then it shows a naked Bhamba running past the camera, humming. ]

Just a moment!

[ Same run, only in the opposite direction, now carrying a can of whipped cream, a bucket of ice and a purple tube. ]

Here I come~! ♫

[ Then, after a final moment of

Comments

[skater_lynx]

Someone's getting laid~

[angel_junk]

[ Bhamba comes to a screeching halt and covers himself with the ice bucket. He's more modest in real life than he is in his dream. If only just. ]

Getting laid, got laid and will get laid again!

[skater_lynx]

So who's the lucky living thing~?

[angel_junk]

[ Well, living is up for debate, but... ]

Somebody sent me an ultra-realistic sex doll of my former lover, Stella Clifton.

An ultra-realistic, moving sex doll! It's so fascinating, I could study its mechanics all day!

...If I wasn't so busy boinking it.

[skater_lynx]

Isn't that a kind of studying~? Sounds hot. Does she feel real?

[angel_junk]

Excellent point!

[ He beams, then hesitates just a little. As entertaining as this doll is, he does miss the charm of a talking Stella a little. Not to mention that even a moving sex doll can only get so close to reality...

He shrugs. ]

Real enough. [ Ah, and here's a great selling point! ] ...She even knows some of Stella's moves.