[video] Episode 18: In which a new challenger and five crocodiles appear!

[angel_junk]

[ Last year on the 25th Santa Mansion gifted Bhamba with a small tube of Stella Clifton's favourite brand... of sexual lubricant. Ahhh, precious memories indeed. The scientist returned to his lab whistling that day, but at least he had the decency not to share his joy over the network

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[Video]

[shocknshootout]

Now that's my kind of idea.

[Video]

[angel_junk]

Name your object! I still have plenty of room.

Re: [Video]

[shocknshootout]

Fuck, I don't know, a cotton ball?

[angel_junk]

Too easy!

[shocknshootout]

All right then, what about... a sock?

[angel_junk]

Knee-high or ankle?

[shocknshootout]

Ankle. Who the fuck wears knee high socks?

[angel_junk]

How would I know? I make science, not fashion.

[shocknshootout]

Yeah, well, all I'm saying is if you have knee-high socks lying around I'd be pretty surprised.

[angel_junk]

I'd be surprised if the closets stopped at knee-high socks.

...Although they are very uncooperative when it comes to corpses.

[shocknshootout]

You've been trying to get corpses out of the closets?

[He sounds interested]

[angel_junk]

Corpses, body parts... you would think a closet that readily dispenses radioactive elements would be a little more cooperative with its dead bodies.

[ He sighs and shrugs. ] You find a dead resident lying around every now and then, but pickings have been very slim recently. Besides, you rarely get to keep their organs and samples once they revive.

[shocknshootout]

[He shakes his head]

I'm real sorry to hear that. You'd think you could get just about anything out of that fucking closet.

[angel_junk]

I know! How this mansion expects us to get any research done with inferior magical closets is entirely beyond me.

[shocknshootout]

So what kinda scientist are you?

[angel_junk]

The kind that is apparently bored enough to request WMD commissions.

...Why do you ask?