Oct 15, 2010 01:07
[ A wild flyer appears in the foyer... and on every other floor! ]
WANTED
LAB ASSISTANT FOR CLEANING DUTIES AND ANIMAL CARE
MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING AROUND
- ANIMALS
- HYPERINTELLIGENT PLANT LIFE
- CORPSES
- FIRE
- EXPLOSIONS
- POISONOUS FUMES
PAYMENT
- VALUABLE SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE
- EXPERIMENTAL DRUG SAMPLES
CONTACT ROOM 909 / FLOOR 10 IF YOU ARE INTERESTED
.text,
no paid vacation,
.ic,
sick leave? pfff,
too many explosions,
high maintenance mold,
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