[text] Episode 14: In which Dr. Bhamba does not actually make an appearance

Oct 15, 2010 01:07

[ A wild flyer appears in the foyer... and on every other floor! ]

WANTED

LAB ASSISTANT FOR CLEANING DUTIES AND ANIMAL CARE

MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING AROUND

- ANIMALS
- HYPERINTELLIGENT PLANT LIFE
- CORPSES
- FIRE
- EXPLOSIONS
- POISONOUS FUMES

PAYMENT

- VALUABLE SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE
- EXPERIMENTAL DRUG SAMPLES

CONTACT ROOM 909 / FLOOR 10 IF YOU ARE INTERESTED

.text, no paid vacation, .ic, sick leave? pfff, too many explosions, high maintenance mold, wanted ad

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